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- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
*Pride of a senior citizen*
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.
*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.
*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
cpr0312
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Jörg Krüger
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O my goodness. Koos.
I know from what country this joke originated from
cpr0312
AH ambassador
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- US (All over), New Zealand, South Africa(Northern Cape, Eastern Cape, Free State, Northwest), Zimbabwe, Zambia, Tanzania, Uganda
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WILD HUNTING SPAIN wrote on Rare Breed's profile.
Hey, me Pablo and one of my guides Claudio, will attend the dinner, see you on Friday.
NYAMAZANA SAFARIS wrote on Rare Breed's profile.
Hi my wife Jenn and I hope to attend both AH dinners . Thanks Wayne Van Den Bergh