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*Pride of a senior citizen*
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.
*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.
*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
cpr0312
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O my goodness. Koos.
I know from what country this joke originated from
cpr0312
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