on a lighter note...

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*Pride of a senior citizen*
_______________________

Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.

*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."

*Koos:* "I was in jail."

*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"

*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"

*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"

*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."

*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
 
*Pride of a senior citizen*
_______________________

Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.

*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."

*Koos:* "I was in jail."

*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"

*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"

*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"

*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."

*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
O my goodness. Koos.
I know from what country this joke originated from
 

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