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*Pride of a senior citizen*
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.
*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
_______________________
Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.
*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
cpr0312
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Jörg Krüger
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O my goodness. Koos.
I know from what country this joke originated from
cpr0312
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channelkat wrote on NMAmateurHunter's profile.
FYI we need NM members! Please spread the word and join us if you can make it.
observe wrote on NZ Jack's profile.
Jerome, do you think my last post in rough camping must maybe shift as an article?
Have a look at our new Buff hunt deal! https://www.africahunting.com/threads/buffalo-hunt-with-henry-griffiths-safaris-2027-season.102553/
rayford445 wrote on Hunter-Habib's profile.
Good afternoon,
I'm trying to get in contact with Mr Butch Searcy. I have the opportunity to buy one of his rifles chambered in 577 nitro Express however the seller does not have any of the paperwork with the information about what ammunition or bullet weight was used to regulate it. I know he is not making firearms anymore but I wanted to reach out after seeing one of your post about him.
I'm trying to get in contact with Mr Butch Searcy. I have the opportunity to buy one of his rifles chambered in 577 nitro Express however the seller does not have any of the paperwork with the information about what ammunition or bullet weight was used to regulate it. I know he is not making firearms anymore but I wanted to reach out after seeing one of your post about him.
Daryl S wrote on mgstucson's profile.
Hi - the only (best) method of sending you the .375/06IMP data is with photographing my book notes. My camera died so the only way I can do it is with my phone. To do that, I would need your e-mail address, as this
new Android phone is too complicated to upload to my desk computer, which would be easier and to down-grade, reduce the file sizes.
Best wishes
Daryl
new Android phone is too complicated to upload to my desk computer, which would be easier and to down-grade, reduce the file sizes.
Best wishes
Daryl