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fish hunter
AH veteran
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 10,156
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- Delaware, USA
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- 104
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- 6
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
*Pride of a senior citizen*
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.
*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.
*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Koos:* "I was in jail."
*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
cpr0312
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2011
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- 14,438
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- North Carolina
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- 448
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- 1
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- US (All over), New Zealand, South Africa(Northern Cape, Eastern Cape, Free State, Northwest), Zimbabwe, Zambia, Tanzania, Uganda
Jörg Krüger
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- Feb 16, 2016
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- South Africa
- Hunted
- Namibia, South Africa
O my goodness. Koos.
I know from what country this joke originated from
cpr0312
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2011
- Messages
- 14,438
- Reaction score
- 38,194
- Location
- North Carolina
- Media
- 448
- Articles
- 1
- Member of
- NRA Life Member
- Hunted
- US (All over), New Zealand, South Africa(Northern Cape, Eastern Cape, Free State, Northwest), Zimbabwe, Zambia, Tanzania, Uganda
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Remember I will be at the ISE show in Denver Colorado for 8-12 January, and after the show I will be available for meetings anywhere in the USA I will traveling around to meet with old and new clients, let me know and we will set up a meeting!
