on a lighter note...

261817404_318640723188743_7193344995591743357_n.jpg
 
*Pride of a senior citizen*
_______________________

Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.

*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."

*Koos:* "I was in jail."

*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"

*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"

*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"

*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."

*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
 
*Pride of a senior citizen*
_______________________

Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Koos disappeared for a month. Albert was worried and he could not remember Koos’s home address. Then, one day Koos reappeared.

*Albert:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."

*Koos:* "I was in jail."

*Albert:* "What? Jailed? Why?"

*Koos:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"

*Albert:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"

*Koos:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."

*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."* !!!!!!
O my goodness. Koos.
I know from what country this joke originated from
 

Forum statistics

Threads
67,299
Messages
1,493,524
Members
144,983
Latest member
KarryEdmon
 

 

 

Latest posts

Latest profile posts

channelkat wrote on NMAmateurHunter's profile.
FYI we need NM members! Please spread the word and join us if you can make it.
1775843806328.png
observe wrote on NZ Jack's profile.
Jerome, do you think my last post in rough camping must maybe shift as an article?
 
Top