on a lighter note...

[Newboomer]

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Ammo strips for a cap gun.

 

[Zinz]

Friends: “How many guns do you have!?”

Me: “Not that many…they all fit in one gun safe”

The gun safe…

 

[sgt_zim]

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Get a wad of toilet paper, smear some chunky peanutbutter on it, put it in a ziplock baggie.

Next somebody takes up the stall next to you in a public toilet, throw the toilet paper into their stall, then apologize profusely. "Can you kick that back this way, I'm SO sorry."

 

[Nevada Smith]

From the Orlando Sentinel, Tuesday, February 4, 1958:

Looking over the rim of a volcanic crater, one American tourist in Europe said to another:

"Wow, it sure is deep and hot. Reminds you of Hell, doesn't it?"

One of the native guides, hearing the remark, shrugged his shoulders and exclaimed:

"These Americans! They've been everywhere."

 

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[thriller]

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I have been saying this for years. Post Malone is a prime example

 

[F. Vaccaro]

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I remember those days.

 

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