on a lighter note...

Friends: “How many guns do you have!?”

Me: “Not that many…they all fit in one gun safe”

The gun safe…

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:)
 
Get a wad of toilet paper, smear some chunky peanutbutter on it, put it in a ziplock baggie.

Next somebody takes up the stall next to you in a public toilet, throw the toilet paper into their stall, then apologize profusely. "Can you kick that back this way, I'm SO sorry."
 
From the Orlando Sentinel, Tuesday, February 4, 1958:

Looking over the rim of a volcanic crater, one American tourist in Europe said to another:

"Wow, it sure is deep and hot. Reminds you of Hell, doesn't it?"

One of the native guides, hearing the remark, shrugged his shoulders and exclaimed:

"These Americans! They've been everywhere."
 

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This guy is a scammer and i find him very odd.
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Hello @caanaya5711, this is JD Noblin and I saw your thread about a new Double. I am a Chapuis dealer and have a new Elan Classic 470 Nitro in stock for $18,199....it is listed on GunsInternational. Feel free to call to discuss, 405/822.1564.
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Do you mind me asking what auction you are referencing? I'm not in the market for any of those rifles...just curious.

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