on a lighter note...

Friends: “How many guns do you have!?”

Me: “Not that many…they all fit in one gun safe”

The gun safe…

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:)
 
Get a wad of toilet paper, smear some chunky peanutbutter on it, put it in a ziplock baggie.

Next somebody takes up the stall next to you in a public toilet, throw the toilet paper into their stall, then apologize profusely. "Can you kick that back this way, I'm SO sorry."
 
From the Orlando Sentinel, Tuesday, February 4, 1958:

Looking over the rim of a volcanic crater, one American tourist in Europe said to another:

"Wow, it sure is deep and hot. Reminds you of Hell, doesn't it?"

One of the native guides, hearing the remark, shrugged his shoulders and exclaimed:

"These Americans! They've been everywhere."
 

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1r4rc wrote on Corylax18's profile.
Saw your post. Nice. Denver too. Genesee area (just off 70) if ever up this way. Alternatively, do you have a membership at GGC? Whatever, you'll have a wonderful time in Africa. Enjoy.
'68boy wrote on UNTAMED KNIVES's profile.
Did you get my info? I sent name and requested info today. Want to make sure you received it. I don’t need any serial number etc
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MooseHunter wrote on Wildwillalaska's profile.
Hello BJ,

Don here AKA Moose Hunter. I think you got me by mistake. I have seen that rifle listed but it is not my rifle No worries
 
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