on a lighter note...

Friends: “How many guns do you have!?”

Me: “Not that many…they all fit in one gun safe”

The gun safe…

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Get a wad of toilet paper, smear some chunky peanutbutter on it, put it in a ziplock baggie.

Next somebody takes up the stall next to you in a public toilet, throw the toilet paper into their stall, then apologize profusely. "Can you kick that back this way, I'm SO sorry."
 
From the Orlando Sentinel, Tuesday, February 4, 1958:

Looking over the rim of a volcanic crater, one American tourist in Europe said to another:

"Wow, it sure is deep and hot. Reminds you of Hell, doesn't it?"

One of the native guides, hearing the remark, shrugged his shoulders and exclaimed:

"These Americans! They've been everywhere."
 

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Bandera wrote on CBeck's profile.
I can help with putting a group hunt together.
I can also help out with getting group rates.
For example.
In 2028 I am taking 12 others to Namibia.
For Namibia our group deal is:
MooseHunter wrote on TX_GreatPlains's profile.
Would you want a Ruger Super Blackhawk in trade for the HUsky?
'68boy wrote on JG26Irish_2's profile.
Do you still have the Browning .375? If so do you want to sell and how much? DM me please
Full trigger cam cull video!
 
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