on a lighter note...

That's not scarier.

What would be really scarier is if:

.......you are found in the shower naked, with a blow up doll, sex toys, and your phone is on speaker having a live phone sex call with a guy name Bubba.

.......you are found in a jail shower naked, and there are three cons named; Big Bubba, Long John, and Snake looking down at you, grinning.

.......you are found naked in the shower with another woman that is not your wife or girlfriend.
....or if you are found naked in the shower with another woman that is not your wife - by your wife
 
....or if you are found naked in the shower with another woman that is not your wife - by your wife

Those initial 3 and other examples, not meant for open forum postin, I thought of were intended in a Jeff Foxworthy....You Might be A Redneck If....sort of mentality.....was implying by: Cops, EMS, wife, girlfriend, husband, boyfriend, kids, parents, siblings, etc.

With expectations other AH members might catch on and post more examples in the same mentality.
 
....or if you are found naked in the shower with another woman that is not your wife - by your wife
It all depends on what kind of a sport your wife is.
 
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In my ems career I have been in other peoples showers perhaps a dozen times. Rarely do I even notice that they are naked and they are always extremely grateful for the pain medication and expertise we offer in getting them to the hospital-both men and women!

I always call my wife after and say something like “ hey honey I was in the shower with a woman last night,just wanted you to know.”
She understands my job and usually accuses
Me of being a cougar chaser!
 

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