on a lighter note...

Ridge Runner said:
That's not scarier.

What would be really scarier is if:

.......you are found in the shower naked, with a blow up doll, sex toys, and your phone is on speaker having a live phone sex call with a guy name Bubba.

.......you are found in a jail shower naked, and there are three cons named; Big Bubba, Long John, and Snake looking down at you, grinning.

.......you are found naked in the shower with another woman that is not your wife or girlfriend.
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....or if you are found naked in the shower with another woman that is not your wife - by your wife
 
Vashper said:
....or if you are found naked in the shower with another woman that is not your wife - by your wife
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Those initial 3 and other examples, not meant for open forum postin, I thought of were intended in a Jeff Foxworthy....You Might be A Redneck If....sort of mentality.....was implying by: Cops, EMS, wife, girlfriend, husband, boyfriend, kids, parents, siblings, etc.

With expectations other AH members might catch on and post more examples in the same mentality.
 
Vashper said:
....or if you are found naked in the shower with another woman that is not your wife - by your wife
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It all depends on what kind of a sport your wife is.
 
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In my ems career I have been in other peoples showers perhaps a dozen times. Rarely do I even notice that they are naked and they are always extremely grateful for the pain medication and expertise we offer in getting them to the hospital-both men and women!

I always call my wife after and say something like “ hey honey I was in the shower with a woman last night,just wanted you to know.”
She understands my job and usually accuses
Me of being a cougar chaser!
 
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