on a lighter note...

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Two hunters were in the forest. One had to take a leak. So, he leaned his shotgun against a tree and dropped his pants to do his business. Did not see the cottonmouth and was bitten on the end of his winger! He began to yell for his buddy who came running to see the two bite marks on the tip of his winger! He didn't know what to do, so he ran to his truck and took off to the local ER. Ran in and told a doctor what had happened and asked what to do. The doctor told him that he needed to use his knife and connect the two fang punctures and suck out the venom. He said got it and ran out of the ER.
Drove back to where his friend was still leaning on the tree and he asked him, what did the doctor say?
His friend's reply---- you going to die!!
 
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