on a lighter note...

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When asked, NEVER, say that thought response out loud, "A way out!".

My friend was lucky. After inadvertently saying this thought out loud near his wife of 10 years, he is finally due to be released in 2 weeks from the hospital after spending a month on life support. His hospital release is followed by 4 months of physical therapy.

His wife gets out of jail in another 4 months or around the time his physical therapy ends.
 
One gal apparently didn't see the disclaimer; she was too busy looking in her purse for an extra dollar.

Maybe, but (pun intended) I'd say she had a dollar and she is looking for an extra 10 dollars.
 
When asked, NEVER, say that thought response out loud, "A way out!".

My friend was lucky. After inadvertently saying this thought out loud near his wife of 10 years, he is finally due to be released in 2 weeks from the hospital after spending a month on life support. His hospital release is followed by 4 months of physical therapy.

His wife gets out of jail in another 4 months or around the time his physical therapy ends.

Just in time for another round :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

When I was station at Comiso AB in Sicily. We had been drinking and eating chili all day, it was one of those boring Sundays and we had nothing better to do. Well, after a while, we all moved into the dorms, and started watching Nightmare on Elm Street, while continuing to drink.

Out of the blue, one of my friend Jerry Zeitler, came up with the great idea of lighting up farts. Well, the lighter was passed around and all of us full of gas after eating chilly took our part in lightning our farts. The lights were off, and there were some spectacular fireworks going on in the room. Out of nowhere, my roommate, Scott Humphry, said watch this, and lights up his own fart. Well, little did we know, that Scott had dropped his pants and was butt naked when he lit the fart. Well, the hair around his penis, his ball bag and asshole all caught on fire. What did we drunks do to save him? We threw our own drinks on him to try to put the fire out, oops, that did not help the situation.

Fire department responded, and since I was the highest-ranking NCO that day, I had to stand tall in front of our commander and first sergeant and give them the details of the incident. When the commander and first sergeant couldn't stand it any longer, the commander yelled at me and told me to get the phuck out of his office (back in the days when cursing was ok). I sharply saluted, did my about face, and I was not even done closing the door, when both of them busted laughing. My poor roommate had to wear a towel for two weeks while his private parts healed. He was lucky it did not go into his rectum. That story went around and around the base until the day I left. I'll never forget it. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
When I was station at Comiso AB in Sicily. We had been drinking and eating chili all day, it was one of those boring Sundays and we had nothing better to do. Well, after a while, we all moved into the dorms, and started watching Nightmare on Elm Street, while continuing to drink.

Out of the blue, one of my friend Jerry Zeitler, came up with the great idea of lighting up farts. Well, the lighter was passed around and all of us full of gas after eating chilly took our part in lightning our farts. The lights were off, and there were some spectacular fireworks going on in the room. Out of nowhere, my roommate, Scott Humphry, said watch this, and lights up his own fart. Well, little did we know, that Scott had dropped his pants and was butt naked when he lit the fart. Well, the hair around his penis, his ball bag and asshole all caught on fire. What did we drunks do to save him? We threw our own drinks on him to try to put the fire out, oops, that did not help the situation.

Fire department responded, and since I was the highest-ranking NCO that day, I had to stand tall in front of our commander and first sergeant and give them the details of the incident. When the commander and first sergeant couldn't stand it any longer, the commander yelled at me and told me to get the phuck out of his office (back in the days when cursing was ok). I sharply saluted, did my about face, and I was not even done closing the door, when both of them busted laughing. My poor roommate had to wear a towel for two weeks while his private parts healed. He was lucky it did not go into his rectum. That story went around and around the base until the day I left. I'll never forget it. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:



Yeah been sent odd video of pissed people doing it....one had his pants on but was so pissed ....and who knows what he was drinking..but looked like a rough down and out area in eastern Europe.....he decided to do it into a fire they had burning on road side....he basically blew himself up nearly...was eye opening to put it mildly...:eek::E Rofl:
 

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