on a lighter note...

[Forrest Halley]

You have to grab the crotch area just to be sure.

Hahaha we know a guy who's perfect for this! Ole Townsend!

I think Townsend @Bob Nelson 35Whelen may have mentioned that technique in one of his posts here?

He described something about grabbing them like a stingray...and then trailed off will giggles and words I couldn't understand. Apparently this checking business is somewhat of a national pastime.

 

[Ridge Runner]

CBH Australia

I quit the bar hoping a long time ago. I just visit a local bar that is a military veteran hang out and listen to the amusing tales some of the younger vets tell about bar hoping.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Hahaha we know a guy who's perfect for this! Ole Townsend!

He described something about grabbing them like a stingray...and then trailed off will giggles and words I couldn't understand. Apparently this checking business is somewhat of a national pastime.

Crocodile Dundee comes to mind.

Edit: I posted this comment before seeing others had the same thoughts as I did.

 

[Woodcarver]

 

[willbaforce]

 

[willbaforce]

 

[Big5]

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff ....., but before she could say "Fuck!!," the Rottweiler ate her!"

.

 

[Newboomer]

you have seen crocodile dundee too have you

All of them two or three times.

 

[willbaforce]

 

[Randy F]

This morning I had to wire up a new tower box on an irrigator. It takes a little while so I rolled down the window and cranked up the radio just as an old Casey Kasem classic top 40 countdown came on from the week of May 19th, 1984. It happens to be the month and year I graduated from high school (yes Bob, I graduated) so it brought back a lot of memories and grins.
But now, 38 years later , I realize and completely understand my old man’s roll of the eyes and shake of the head at some of those tunes…and the big hair that went with it.

 

[CoElkHunter]

Hahaha we know a guy who's perfect for this! Ole Townsend!

He described something about grabbing them like a stingray...and then trailed off will giggles and words I couldn't understand. Apparently this checking business is somewhat of a national pastime.

"grabbing them like a stingray". Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll have to remember that one!

 

[willbaforce]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

l want to see what happens at the boat launch!

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

I paid $19.95 for these new strings, and they sound awesome!

 

[Dr Ray]

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My shots are to the right

 

[Dr Ray]

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So what exactly is the problem???

 

[Randy F]

Wow, I had to stare at this one a bit to figure it out. Not what it looks like.

This would’ve been funnier yet if the guy had a really hairy leg and arm.

 

[cpr0312]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]