on a lighter note...

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Rob404]

 

[Rob404]

 

[raimanparoni]

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[ArmyGrunt]

I thought he was a myth!

 

[ArmyGrunt]

 

[Hogpatrol]

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans

with a box of frozen crabs and

asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.



She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible

for them staying frozen, mentioning, in an arrogant manner, that he was a lawyer,

and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.


Shortly before landing in New York,

she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?"


Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.


There are two lessons here:


1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.


2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think!!

 

[jacques smith]

If we can do without the McRib we can probably survive without the government that’s been gone

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Rob404]

 

[Rob404]

 

[AustinL]

Can't make this stuff up

 

[Pheroze]

Can't make this stuff up

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Someone's parents had a sense of humor!

 

[ArmyGrunt]

Busted!

 

[Bushpig4Ever]

 

[norfolk shooter]

Can't make this stuff up

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Surely you would go with Richard Rubright rather than Dick