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cpr0312
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Rob404
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Rob404
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raimanparoni
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ArmyGrunt
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I thought he was a myth!
Hogpatrol
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans
with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for them staying frozen, mentioning, in an arrogant manner, that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York,
she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think!!
with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for them staying frozen, mentioning, in an arrogant manner, that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York,
she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think!!
jacques smith
AH elite
If we can do without the McRib we can probably survive without the government that’s been gone
cpr0312
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Rob404
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Rob404
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AustinL
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Can't make this stuff up
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Bushpig4Ever
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norfolk shooter
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Surely you would go with Richard Rubright rather than Dick
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migrabill wrote on Surgeon1's profile.
Be careful of this Wolfen guy. 2 messages. Both trying to sell something. He PM'ed me trying to sell something and he PM'ed my friend on here trying to sell something. Fishy.
autofire wrote on Dr Ray's profile.
Hi Dr. Ray, I will be in Cooktown from Oct 16 to Oct 23 fishing Lizard Island Black Marlin Tournament.
I have several "slack" days after fishing before I head for stay in Sydney and Fiji.
Do you have any recommendations for 1 or 2 day hunt near Cooktown?
I've hunted both DG and PG in 4 different countries in Africa.
Thank you,
Bob
I have several "slack" days after fishing before I head for stay in Sydney and Fiji.
Do you have any recommendations for 1 or 2 day hunt near Cooktown?
I've hunted both DG and PG in 4 different countries in Africa.
Thank you,
Bob
Alex Sniper wrote on Bynotic's profile.
Good morning. I see that you had a Sauer 202 for sale for $3,000. Did you sell it at that price?
I have one for sale as well. I listed it (on here ) at $3,000 as well. Is the price high, low or right where it should be?
Thanks. Alex. [redacted] in case you want to call me to discuss further. I appreciate your time help and support.
I have one for sale as well. I listed it (on here ) at $3,000 as well. Is the price high, low or right where it should be?
Thanks. Alex. [redacted] in case you want to call me to discuss further. I appreciate your time help and support.