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cpr0312
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Rob404
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Rob404
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raimanparoni
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ArmyGrunt
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I thought he was a myth!
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans
with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for them staying frozen, mentioning, in an arrogant manner, that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York,
she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think!!
with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde flight attendant take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible
for them staying frozen, mentioning, in an arrogant manner, that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York,
she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think!!
jacques smith
AH elite
If we can do without the McRib we can probably survive without the government that’s been gone
cpr0312
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Rob404
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Rob404
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AustinL
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Can't make this stuff up
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Bushpig4Ever
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norfolk shooter
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Surely you would go with Richard Rubright rather than Dick
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Sir, I think I have been writing to you about the purchase of the HK 639 rifle under an email "Tt Jake." If this is you, then I am truly interested. I am just trying to verify identify. Tt Jake is asking for a cash transaction. No disrespect intended, Just trying to verify who I am talking to. Thank you. Respectfully. Dan
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