on a lighter note...

[Dr Ray]

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I must go and try that diagram

 

[Arthur Morta]

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
She says, ’Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'
He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you
Everything from the sound it makes.'
She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination and it’s on sale this week for only $20.00.
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first, she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please..' The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'
He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel are $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the BearRepellent is $3.50 !!

 

[VertigoBE]

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Looks like this picture of Trudeau explains a lot actually...
The only way to sit like this, if there are no obstructions in between the leg.

Then again, makes you wonder about Freeland...

What a wonderful world we live in!

 

[spike.t]

 

[BSO Dave]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Ridge Runner]

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It wasn't a fake fall thing and I'm not drunk. Okay?
I just misjudged my distance to the location of the bed,....by 3 feet.

 

[Badjer]

 

[Wheels]