Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
Brings to mind a video that I saw that took place in what I believe was a ballistics lab in some mid eastern country. It showed all of these skinny assed males(?) wearing typical white robes with their heads wrapped, shooting big rifles, probably over at least 400 caliber. They would pull the trigger and their skinny little bodies would be knocked backwards as if they were hit by a truck. Very entertaining.
This is what I feel like, living in the Arizona desert. Hot one out today!
That looks nasty!
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.
"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man. "I am a biblical scholar," he replied.
"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"
"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asked the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."
"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?”
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.
The conversation continued like this and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.
Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"
The father answered, “Another Democrat. He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."
Can anybody with tracking skills maybe interpret what happend here ?
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