on a lighter note...

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    ....got it...?;)
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    The HOOKER And The IMMIGRANT!!!

    "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

    "$100"
    she replies.

    In broken English, he says,
    "Do you do immigrant style?
    "No" she says.
    "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
    "No,"
    she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
    "I pay you $300."

    "No,"
    she says.

    "I pay you $400.

    "No," she says.

    So finally he says,
    "OK, I pay $1,000 to Do immigrant style."

    She thinks,
    "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.
    How bad could immigrant style be?


    So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.
    Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
    "Hey, I was expecting something
    perverted and disgusting.

    But that was OK. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

    The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."


    AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER,

    IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
    ARE DOING TO US!
    Screwing us and
    we're pay them to do it.
     

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    Don't shoot the messenger. Hog

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine. When he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"


    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."

    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

    Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

    The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

    "Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

    Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.

    The grass is almost a foot high."

     

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    There's an antidote for too much. It's called Viagra Falls.
     

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    I have a poem on a terrorist that kil named Jafar

    My name is Jafar
    I come from a land afar
    This isn’t the right car
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