Hogpatrol
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 8,799
- Reaction score
- 28,604
- Location
- Delaware, USA
- Media
- 96
- Articles
- 5
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
World's most popular community & resource for hunting in Africa since 2007
Hogpatrol
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 8,799
- Reaction score
- 28,604
- Location
- Delaware, USA
- Media
- 96
- Articles
- 5
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
Hogpatrol
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 8,799
- Reaction score
- 28,604
- Location
- Delaware, USA
- Media
- 96
- Articles
- 5
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
The HOOKER And The IMMIGRANT!!!
"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100" she replies.
In broken English, he says,
"Do you do immigrant style?
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No," she says.
"I pay you $400.
"No," she says.
So finally he says,
"OK, I pay $1,000 to Do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.
How bad could immigrant style be?
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
"Hey, I was expecting something
perverted and disgusting.
But that was OK. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER,
IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
ARE DOING TO US!
Screwing us and
we're pay them to do it.
"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100" she replies.
In broken English, he says,
"Do you do immigrant style?
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No," she says.
"I pay you $400.
"No," she says.
So finally he says,
"OK, I pay $1,000 to Do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.
How bad could immigrant style be?
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,
"Hey, I was expecting something
perverted and disgusting.
But that was OK. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER,
IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
ARE DOING TO US!
Screwing us and
we're pay them to do it.
Hogpatrol
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 8,799
- Reaction score
- 28,604
- Location
- Delaware, USA
- Media
- 96
- Articles
- 5
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
Don't shoot the messenger. Hog
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine. When he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine. When he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass ?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
Hogpatrol
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 8,799
- Reaction score
- 28,604
- Location
- Delaware, USA
- Media
- 96
- Articles
- 5
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
There's an antidote for too much. It's called Viagra Falls.
ArmyGrunt
AH elite
Every chance I get...
Rob404
AH legend
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2013
- Messages
- 4,617
- Reaction score
- 11,288
- Location
- Chaska Minnesota
- Media
- 55
- Member of
- NRA, Member of,,Caribou Hunt Club, Stock and Barrel Pistol Range
- Hunted
- Illinois,Wisconsin,Michigan Limpopo Province South Africa
Rob404
AH legend
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2013
- Messages
- 4,617
- Reaction score
- 11,288
- Location
- Chaska Minnesota
- Media
- 55
- Member of
- NRA, Member of,,Caribou Hunt Club, Stock and Barrel Pistol Range
- Hunted
- Illinois,Wisconsin,Michigan Limpopo Province South Africa
Rob404
AH legend
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2013
- Messages
- 4,617
- Reaction score
- 11,288
- Location
- Chaska Minnesota
- Media
- 55
- Member of
- NRA, Member of,,Caribou Hunt Club, Stock and Barrel Pistol Range
- Hunted
- Illinois,Wisconsin,Michigan Limpopo Province South Africa
Divernhunter
AH elite
- Joined
- Feb 15, 2012
- Messages
- 1,198
- Reaction score
- 1,922
- Location
- Denair, California USA
- Media
- 55
- Member of
- Life member NRA and NAHC Escalon Sportsmans club, Manteca sportsman club and Coalinga Rifle Club. Member of SCI
- Hunted
- USA, RSA
Brent in Az
AH ambassador
God bless Texas!
Brent in Az
AH ambassador
Rascals.
Hogpatrol
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 8,799
- Reaction score
- 28,604
- Location
- Delaware, USA
- Media
- 96
- Articles
- 5
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
Members online
- TSIBINDI
- t_stomski
- dpvvdt
- TOBY458
- NewForester
- JINKLE
- CharlesT
- Siennacoyote
- maxtheflyinghorse
- Edster
- PANTHER TRACKERS
- Rafiki
- Rem700stw
- TX_GreatPlains
- Kurt Swanson
- BeeMaa
- Joker12
- Vintageguy
- Lance Hopper
- uplander01
- IdahoMo
- GuttormG
- Hunter-Habib
- Wade J VanGinkel
- wesheltonj
- Hogpatrol
- HuntingFreak
- btheis13
- Jamouk
- dchum
- Tundra Tiger
- MT Griz
- JPetroni
- Wishfulthinker580
- Beefeater
- Foxi
- PARA45
- Tgood1
- Rez Exelon
- Vanguard2279
- Skshyk
- George Garten
- WAM
- Mergus Serrator
- DieJager
- HeinSavage
- D.M.V
- Racer00
- Reg26
- grand veneur
Forum statistics
Latest profile posts
SETH RINGER wrote on Fatback's profile.
IF YOU DON'T COME UP WITH ANY .458, I WILL TRY AND GET MY KID TO PACK SOME UP FOR YOU BUT PROBABLY WOUDN'T BE TILL THIS WEEKEND AND GO OUT NEXT WEEK.
PURA VIDA, SETH
PURA VIDA, SETH
sgtsabai wrote on Sika98k's profile.
I'm unfortunately on a diet. Presently in VA hospital as Agent Orange finally caught up with me. Cancer and I no longer can speak. If all goes well I'll be out of here and back home in Thailand by end of July. Tough road but I'm a tough old guy. I'll make it that hunt.
sgtsabai wrote on Tanks's profile.
Business is the only way to fly. I'm headed to SA August 25. I'm hoping that business isn't an arm and a leg. If you don't mind, what airline and the cost for your trip. Mine will be convoluted. I'll be flying into the states to pick up my 416 Rigby as Thailand doesn't allow firearms (pay no attention to the daily shootings and killings) so I'll have 2 very long trips.