on a lighter note...

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Lol.. sadly, that is not all that uncommon.. or even the worst I have seen over the years...

When I worked at a previous employer, we had about 5500 former Ugandan "cops" and "soldiers" working for us (Im pretty sure 3/4 or more of them had never seen a uniform in their lives, much less actually worn one)...

Firearms training was always.... ummmmm..... interesting... whenever we would get a group of new hires in for the first few weeks..

Ultimately most of them ended up being pretty decent troops..

But the first 7-10 days was typically either hysterical.. or terrifying...


Firearms wasnt even the worst of it.. dont get me started on "medical" issues.. like the guy we caught giving another guy a bathroom circumcision with a pocket knife because he thought that would cure herpes.. or the guy whose feet hurt to the point he couldnt work.. who couldnt figure out the reason for his pain was he had been wearing 2 left boots for an entire shift..

Again, most of these guys ended up being really good troops by the time training was finished..

But take a guy out of the bush thats never seen a "western" toilet before you tell him to go take a shower and take care of some personal hygiene issues.. and you'd be amazed what you'll find 30 minutes later when you check back in on him...
 
For those unfamiliar with the locations. They are all in the Florida Keys.

A man lay dying in the hospital
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two
sons, are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present and
a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak.
"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."
"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments
between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."
"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices
over in the Marathon Government Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says:
"Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.
The wife replies, "Yeah, right, the asshole has a paper route".
 
A Muslim Family Moves To Ireland;

8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
“What’s your name?”, asked the teacher.
“Mohammad,” he replied.
“You’re in Ireland now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be known as Mike”.


Mohammad returned home after school.

“How was your day, Mohammad?”, his mother asked.

“My name is not Mohammad. I’m in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.

“Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!”
And his mother beat the shit out of him.


Then she called his father, who
beat the shit out of him again.


The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.

“What happened to you, Mike?”, she asked.

“Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Muslims.”
 
Hawaiian volcano

The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has come up.

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
 
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Kind of resembles De Niro.....Boxer?.......Raging?.....Bull!

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