Alcoholic???

[gizmo]

Oh lord, I wish I could say that hasn't happend to me but.....

 

[spike.t]

i wonder whose favourite dish cloth this is........

 

[Pondoro]

Last easter we spent 3 days in a cosy pensionate in Windhoek..after the hunt..

Upon leaving we discovered that the bar bill was much higher than the stay..

Say no more..

 

[Bullthrower338]

I don't like people visiting my home to ever feel like they may be drinking my last beer, lol. Always plenty of stock

 

[spike.t]

now are you sure that stuff is really beer?

 

[bluey]

atleast the corona is the real deal
is that a Costco store ?
we have one in Melbourne that looks exactly like that at the checkout

 

[Bullthrower338]

It's a Sam's Club, similar to Costco, in proper doses, it all serves its purpose. As they say Coors light and sex in a canoe are both f!#%ing near water. The Shiner is a good Tx brewed bock and there is some Newkie Brown not yet loaded on the belt for good measure.

 

[bluey]

As they say Coors light and sex in a canoe are both f!#%ing near water.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Rob404]

This is whats at the end of the Rainbow

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

i wonder whose favourite dish cloth this is........

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It's difficult to visualize a princess having a favorite dish cloth.

 

[spike.t]

It's difficult to visualize a princess having a favorite dish cloth.

now phil i said it was her favourite.........i didnt say she actually used it

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

now phil i said it was her favourite.........i didnt say she actually used it

Should I presume you're the one who puts it to use?

 

[spike.t]

Should I presume you're the one who puts it to use?

if i knew what it was for maybe............bit like i am amazed how my clothes left on the floor materialise clean and ironed back in the wardrobe.........

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

if i knew what it was for maybe............bit like i am amazed how my clothes left on the floor materialise clean and ironed back in the wardrobe.........

The laundry / dishes fairy visits the U.K. too?!

 

[CAustin]

As far as I am concerned Bourbon is the best medicine fir anything that hurts! Bookers is preferred but Blanton's and Pappy are great!

 

[spike.t]

The laundry / dishes fairy visits the U.K. too?!

yup and seems to follow me to zambia as well !

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Royal27]

The laundry / dishes fairy visits the U.K. too?!

Well that explains why the fairy is never at my house. Always traveling abroad....

oh, and I'm sure glad my wife never visits this site!

 

[Mekaniks]

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin joke


An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.” The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: ordering three pints and drinking them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.” The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. “Oh, no,” he says, “Everyone’s fine. I’ve just quit drinking.”

 

[Mekaniks]