Alcoholic???

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by Mekaniks, Dec 21, 2014.

  1. Rob404

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  2. spike.t

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    rob that is a classic photo of what we call praying to god on the great white telephone!! usually goes "oohhhh god :A Vomit: please no more!!" :E Big Grin: that is the amateurs of course :D Cheers:
     

  3. bluey

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    we call it driving the porcelain bus
     

  4. ActionBob

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    And I'm sure the next thing that dog did was to try and lick someone's face!
     
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  5. Mekaniks

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    Sign Today at my favorite local restaurant/watering hole:D Beers:

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  6. Velo Dog

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    Left over from the days of bumper sticker popularity, but still worth resurrecting for this post:

    "Seward Alaska, a Quaint Little Drinking Village With a Fishing Problem"
     
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  7. Mekaniks

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    Yes and it still fits Velo! My other personal favorite is "We are all here because we're not all there".
     
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  8. Mekaniks

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  9. Mekaniks

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    WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
    WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
    WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
    WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
    WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
    WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
    WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).
    WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
    WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
    WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
    WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
    WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
    WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
     
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  10. Witold Krzyżanowski

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    I went for a beer.
    Witold
     
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  11. Witold Krzyżanowski

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    Thank you ActionBob.
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    Well, I found this one late but figured I would chime in.

    Asked my doctor once if I quit drinking, smoking, and chasing women, would it make me live longer ??? He said" No son, it'll just make it seem that way. "

    Now the truth is I am not as think as you drunk I am...;)

    Cheers Mates !
     
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  13. jeff

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    Some of those warning are too true!!!
     
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  14. Mekaniks

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    :D Beers: :D Barman::D Beer Bottle::D Beer Bottle::D Beer Bottle: May they never stop.
     

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    The Aussies and Saffas will get this and the Kiwis won't like it

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