Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by Mekaniks, Dec 21, 2014.
rob that is a classic photo of what we call praying to god on the great white telephone!! usually goes "oohhhh god please no more!!" that is the amateurs of course
we call it driving the porcelain bus
And I'm sure the next thing that dog did was to try and lick someone's face!
Sign Today at my favorite local restaurant/watering hole
Left over from the days of bumper sticker popularity, but still worth resurrecting for this post:
"Seward Alaska, a Quaint Little Drinking Village With a Fishing Problem"
Yes and it still fits Velo! My other personal favorite is "We are all here because we're not all there".
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
I went for a beer.
Thank you ActionBob.
Well, I found this one late but figured I would chime in.
Asked my doctor once if I quit drinking, smoking, and chasing women, would it make me live longer ??? He said" No son, it'll just make it seem that way. "
Now the truth is I am not as think as you drunk I am...
Cheers Mates !
Some of those warning are too true!!!
May they never stop.
The Aussies and Saffas will get this and the Kiwis won't like it
Separate names with a comma.