Vicious Squirrel Attack

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  1. gizmo

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    Isis squirrel is also becoming a increasing threat image.jpeg
     
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    Did anyone ask the squirrel if someone was mean to him?
    With all the racial profiling of squirrels these days it is no wonder they are upset.
    Taking place in a park where the squirrel "works" this may be work place violence.
    Or..... Simply the PUSSIFICATION of the United States! God have mercy on our souls!
     
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    You don't hear quality lyrics like that on the radio these days.:D
     
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  6. thriller

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    I hadn't realized we in the USA were blessed with such a variety of dangerous game with which to test our metal against. But as a citizen of the United States I will do my best to stop the spread of Squirrel ISIS and all other forms of animal tyranny.
     
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    @gizmo let me know when you will be organizing DG hunts! ill mount it next to my cape buffalo.

    FYI this thread got me in trouble at work because i broke out laughing in the middle of a meeting. :E Rofl:

    -matt
     

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    Another vicious squirrel attack...

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    This is both hilarious and pathetic. But it is California, so what does one expect? I live in a pretty nice neighborhood, yet I have little doubt that if a squirrel even attempted a reign of terror here, his time remaining on this earth could be measured with a stopwatch. It reminds me of an issue we had with the local wildlife in a different neighborhood years ago. Our neighborhood at the time had a big lake in the center and developed a goose problem every spring and summer that amounted to all the sidewalks and yards being covered in feces and nobody being able to maintain a stand of grass in their yard. Absolutely nobody was of any assistance in dealing with the geese through any official avenues, so I'll just say that I had to take matters into my own hands. There was no longer a goose problem.
     
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    This is the humane way to take care of the little bastard!

     
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    omg that's hillarious
     

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    Need at least a 10 gauge shotgun to handle that DG Squirrel:W Rockets:
     
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    I had a mock charge this weekend while deer hunting he came down the tree from above chattering. I was waiting for the last 5 ft to let looose with 12 ga buck shot when he abandoned the attack. It was close but I'm glad to say I survived.
     
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    I too had a close call today. It was initially alarming when this small herd showed up at the corn pile.

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    However they seemed to be unaware of my presence, given they were preoccupied with the corn. Then, the herd bull lumbered on over.

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    At this point I was feeling inadequately armed with my .50 caliber muzzleloader. Not wanting to reenact the "Charge of Sixpence," I thought it might be wise if I just slipped away while he was distracted. After all, Samuel Baker at least had a 12 bore, and I had no spare change to shove down the muzzle of my measly .50 caliber if things got squirrely.
     
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    I nearly lost my mind when I saw this! But I managed to save the LOL while in a class
     

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