Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by thriller, Dec 7, 2015.
Isis squirrel is also becoming a increasing threat
Did anyone ask the squirrel if someone was mean to him?
With all the racial profiling of squirrels these days it is no wonder they are upset.
Taking place in a park where the squirrel "works" this may be work place violence.
Or..... Simply the PUSSIFICATION of the United States! God have mercy on our souls!
You don't hear quality lyrics like that on the radio these days.
Finally! A beast worthy of @matt85's .505 Gibbs!
I hadn't realized we in the USA were blessed with such a variety of dangerous game with which to test our metal against. But as a citizen of the United States I will do my best to stop the spread of Squirrel ISIS and all other forms of animal tyranny.
@gizmo let me know when you will be organizing DG hunts! ill mount it next to my cape buffalo.
FYI this thread got me in trouble at work because i broke out laughing in the middle of a meeting.
Another vicious squirrel attack...
This is both hilarious and pathetic. But it is California, so what does one expect? I live in a pretty nice neighborhood, yet I have little doubt that if a squirrel even attempted a reign of terror here, his time remaining on this earth could be measured with a stopwatch. It reminds me of an issue we had with the local wildlife in a different neighborhood years ago. Our neighborhood at the time had a big lake in the center and developed a goose problem every spring and summer that amounted to all the sidewalks and yards being covered in feces and nobody being able to maintain a stand of grass in their yard. Absolutely nobody was of any assistance in dealing with the geese through any official avenues, so I'll just say that I had to take matters into my own hands. There was no longer a goose problem.
This is the humane way to take care of the little bastard!
omg that's hillarious
Need at least a 10 gauge shotgun to handle that DG Squirrel
Need a PH? I have years of experience and a big bore rifle!
I had a mock charge this weekend while deer hunting he came down the tree from above chattering. I was waiting for the last 5 ft to let looose with 12 ga buck shot when he abandoned the attack. It was close but I'm glad to say I survived.
Bet you won't get to eat many of them... Just save the tails
I too had a close call today. It was initially alarming when this small herd showed up at the corn pile.
However they seemed to be unaware of my presence, given they were preoccupied with the corn. Then, the herd bull lumbered on over.
At this point I was feeling inadequately armed with my .50 caliber muzzleloader. Not wanting to reenact the "Charge of Sixpence," I thought it might be wise if I just slipped away while he was distracted. After all, Samuel Baker at least had a 12 bore, and I had no spare change to shove down the muzzle of my measly .50 caliber if things got squirrely.
I nearly lost my mind when I saw this! But I managed to save the LOL while in a class
Kung Fu squirrel's training partner
They are illegal unless of course you are an illegal immigrant with violent felony charges then the Sanctuary City laws would cover you!
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