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[sestoppelman]

I thought the Ruger #1 was made in SS with a laminated stock?

Yes, but not in .338 Win.

 

[Scott CWO]

Back to LHO and the conspiracy. LHO acted alone because when the wider conspiracy fell apart, he was the only one left to do the job.

You see, it all started when LHO, @Brent in Az , @freefall , @fourfive8 , @sestoppelman , @John Wasmuth , @Newboomer , @BSO Dave and @flatwater bill decided that the Kennedy's had gotten too big for their britches and they decided to "drain the swamp" and put Trump in charge. They had a secret meeting at a pub in London, where they ran into @spike.t and @WAB , who were there celebrating and knocking a few back after a visit to the Rigby showroom, where they had just placed orders for rifles, Rigby jackets and bloomers. These two new members of the conspiracy convinced the founders that they needed to bring in some ex-military guys, CEOs and contractors to help set plans, hire mercenaries and assist. @spike.t also said he knew of a nightclub owner he referred to as "JR" in Dallas that might help. Seems @spike.t had some "dirt" on the nightclub owner!

They quickly recruited @Red Leg and @rookhawk to be in charge of all things weaponry, battle plans and risk assessment; @mdwest to recruit mercenaries and to help @spike.t with the social (drinking party) calendar; @Corey0372 to run drone strategy; @Mark A Ouellette to handle outfitting the mercenaries with weapons; @1dirthawker from Alaska to handle amphibious assaults along the Dallas coast and falconery operations; @sgt_zim as the tech guy; @375 Ruger Fan for Press relations and video sourcing, with an assist by @Red Leg ; @Doubleplay to be the Devil's Advocate; @Boyd Brooks, @Kevin Peacocke, and @VertigoBE for foreign advisors; @steve white to be the Mannlicher expert; @ActionBob for funding the effort; @Hunt anything because he will hunt anything with legs; and @Wheels because, well you know, because he's Wheels and super smart, especially about Tanzania.

@mdwest hired the soldiers/killers such as me, @Tanks , @Altitude sickness , @shootist~ , @PHOENIX PHIL , @Tundra Tiger , @PARA45 , @BourbonTrail , @LivingTheDream , @BeeMaa , @CoElkHunter , @Bob Nelson 35Whelen , and @375Fox .

The initial planning was going great but then took a turn for the worst when people started defecting due to petty disagreements amongst friends:

@Tundra Tiger couldn't agree to bringing Trump in after Kennedy and LBJ were taken out and he was limited by his lever action rifle so he quit.
@PHOENIX PHIL quit to consult for JKO Hunting Safaris because he insisted that AZ would be a better place to act but the group, being dominated by Texans, wanted Dallas at all costs.
@WAB insisted on a proper tracking hunt for the target instead of a roadside shooting so he quit.
@375Fox wanted to take the target out in a free-range environment somewhere in the Great Plains instead of a hemmed in, fenced environment like a city, so he quit.
@CoElkHunter insisted that all members of the assault team carry .338 Win Mag rifles and was overruled because a 338 doesn't quite qualify for DG, so he quit.
I @Scott CWO disagreed with some members using Nosler Partitiions so I quit.
@sestoppelman got mad about the vaccination requirements for SF Operators so he quit.
@spike.t loathed that the group adopted the .375 H&H as standard issue and he also missed too many planning meetings from staying out all night so he was terminated.
@BeeMaa quit when the group voted to disallow the R8 and go with CRF only.
@Tanks was terminated after insisting that he be allowed hide in the trunk of the presidential limousine to take out the target with a double rifle at close range through the backseat and we also found out that the only reason he wanted to participate was to be able date Jackie and take her dancing afterwards.
@LivingTheDream quit because he was worried about getting caught and no longer living the dream.
@Kevin Peacocke and @VertigoBE were terminated by @Red Leg for trying to tell him how to run things from overseas. @Boyd Brooks was fired by @Red Leg just for being Canadian.
@rookhawk quit because of his risk assessment and because of a conflict of dates with a gun auction.
@flatwater bill quit because his "." computer key broke ................ and he couldn't.................. deal with............. that.
@375 Ruger Fan quit when we hired some guy named Abraham Zapruder to be our videographer instead of him.
@ActionBob was forced to quit after disclosing the plot to @Just Gina and she said, "Oh heck no, not for all the coffee in Colombia!" Bob also had too many hunts booked to be of help.
@Altitude sickness quit because the altitude in Dallas is too high for him.
@steve white quit when LHO didn't pick a real Mannlicher for a weapon.
@BSO Dave quit after an argument with @Red Leg over using the "nuclear option" that Dave favored over the @Red Leg favored option of 155mm artillery. Less collateral damage, said Joe.
@BourbonTrail quit when supplies of bourbon and cigars ran low.
@Hunt anything quit when told the operation was only for one high value target. He wanted to hunt all politicians.
@Bob Nelson 35Whelen was terminated by @Mark A Ouellette for wanting to use a .243.
@1dirthawker was fired by @Red Leg for being former Navy.
@Doubleplay was fired by @Brent in Az for getting Brent so upset that Brent went a little "cray cray" and was temporarily banned from the group. When Brent was allowed back in, he got his revenge.
@sgt_zim quit after realizing that VPN had not been invented yet and he didn't want to be discovered by the CIA and NSA.
@PARA45 was terminated by LHO because LHO's Cuban and Russian "friends" heard that he liked Colombian women more than Cuban and Russian women.
@Red Leg quit when he discovered that the target wasn't Putin.
@mdwest quit when funding dried up with the departure of @ActionBob.
@Corey0372 was fired for suggesting suicide B-52 "drone" strikes.
@shootist~ quit when he couldn't source enough reloading supplies for the mission.
@Mark A Ouellette quit when his wife told him that if he went through with the plot that she wouldn't ever take him back to Africa again.
@Wheels quit because, well, because the whole thing was just stupid.
@Brent in Az @fourfive8 @freefall @John Wasmuth @Newboomer quit because Jack Ruby threatened to shoot anyone who squealed and because Trump pulled out with Nikki Haley the only remaining option.

This left just LHO, who acted alone.

Hope you enjoyed a little humor. No hard feelings! THE END.

 

[Altitude sickness]

Hilarious Scott, did Biden loan you some of his “stash” last night.

Another example of why you need to write a few books Scott.

 

[Brian Rothhammer]

I must have been misinformed. I thought it was built off of a Mannlicher action. Does it have the bolt handle forward of the trigger like a MS? ...

The receiver was based on the 1888 'Commission Rifle', royalties were paid to Steyr for use of the 'Mannlicher Packet Loading System' (en bloc).

Here's the complete story from C&Rsenal:

 

[Brian Rothhammer]

Yes, sloppy description on my part.

Stuff happens.

 

[WAB]

Back to LHO and the conspiracy. LHO acted alone because when the wider conspiracy fell apart, he was the only one left to do the job.

You see, it all started when LHO, @Brent in Az , @freefall , @fourfive8 , @sestoppelman , @John Wasmuth , @Newboomer , @BSO Dave and @flatwater bill decided that the Kennedy's had gotten too big for their britches and they decided to "drain the swamp" and put Trump in charge. They had a secret meeting at a pub in London, where they ran into @spike.t and @WAB , who were there celebrating and knocking a few back after a visit to the Rigby showroom, where they had just placed orders for rifles, Rigby jackets and bloomers. These two new members of the conspiracy convinced the founders that they needed to bring in some ex-military guys, CEOs and contractors to help set plans, hire mercenaries and assist. @spike.t also said he knew of a nightclub owner he referred to as "JR" in Dallas that might help. Seems @spike.t had some "dirt" on the nightclub owner!

They quickly recruited @Red Leg and @rookhawk to be in charge of all things weaponry, battle plans and risk assessment; @mdwest to recruit mercenaries and to help @spike.t with the social (drinking party) calendar; @Corey0372 to run drone strategy; @Mark A Ouellette to handle outfitting the mercenaries with weapons; @1dirthawker from Alaska to handle amphibious assaults along the Dallas coast and falconery operations; @sgt_zim as the tech guy; @375 Ruger Fan for Press relations and video sourcing, with an assist by @Red Leg ; @Doubleplay to be the Devil's Advocate; @Boyd Brooks, @Kevin Peacocke, and @VertigoBE for foreign advisors; @steve white to be the Mannlicher expert; @ActionBob for funding the effort; @Hunt anything because he will hunt anything with legs; and @Wheels because, well you know, because he's Wheels and super smart, especially about Tanzania.

@mdwest hired the soldiers/killers such as me, @Tanks , @Altitude sickness , @shootist~ , @PHOENIX PHIL , @Tundra Tiger , @PARA45 , @BourbonTrail , @LivingTheDream , @BeeMaa , @CoElkHunter , @Bob Nelson 35Whelen , and @375Fox .

The initial planning was going great but then took a turn for the worst when people started defecting due to petty disagreements amongst friends:

@Tundra Tiger couldn't agree to bringing Trump in after Kennedy and LBJ were taken out and he was limited by his lever action rifle so he quit.
@PHOENIX PHIL quit to consult for JKO Hunting Safaris because he insisted that AZ would be a better place to act but the group, being dominated by Texans, wanted Dallas at all costs.
@WAB insisted on a proper tracking hunt for the target instead of a roadside shooting so he quit.
@375Fox wanted to take the target out in a free-range environment somewhere in the Great Plains instead of a hemmed in, fenced environment like a city, so he quit.
@CoElkHunter insisted that all members of the assault team carry .338 Win Mag rifles and was overruled because a 338 doesn't quite qualify for DG, so he quit.
I @Scott CWO disagreed with some members using Nosler Partitiions so I quit.
@sestoppelman got mad about the vaccination requirements for SF Operators so he quit.
@spike.t loathed that the group adopted the .375 H&H as standard issue and he also missed too many planning meetings from staying out all night so he was terminated.
@BeeMaa quit when the group voted to disallow the R8 and go with CRF only.
@Tanks was terminated after insisting that he be allowed hide in the trunk of the presidential limousine to take out the target with a double rifle at close range through the backseat and we also found out that the only reason he wanted to participate was to be able date Jackie and take her dancing afterwards.
@LivingTheDream quit because he was worried about getting caught and no longer living the dream.
@Kevin Peacocke and @VertigoBE were terminated by @Red Leg for trying to tell him how to run things from overseas. @Boyd Brooks was fired by @Red Leg just for being Canadian.
@rookhawk quit because of his risk assessment and because of a conflict of dates with a gun auction.
@flatwater bill quit because his "." computer key broke ................ and he couldn't.................. deal with............. that.
@375 Ruger Fan quit when we hired some guy named Abraham Zapruder to be our videographer instead of him.
@ActionBob was forced to quit after disclosing the plot to @Just Gina and she said, "Oh heck no, not for all the coffee in Colombia!" Bob also had too many hunts booked to be of help.
@Altitude sickness quit because the altitude in Dallas is too high for him.
@steve white quit when LHO didn't pick a real Mannlicher for a weapon.
@BSO Dave quit after an argument with @Red Leg over using the "nuclear option" that Dave favored over the @Red Leg favored option of 155mm artillery. Less collateral damage, said Joe.
@BourbonTrail quit when supplies of bourbon and cigars ran low.
@Hunt anything quit when told the operation was only for one high value target. He wanted to hunt all politicians.
@Bob Nelson 35Whelen was terminated by @Mark A Ouellette for wanting to use a .243.
@1dirthawker was fired by @Red Leg for being former Navy.
@Doubleplay was fired by @Brent in Az for getting Brent so upset that Brent went a little "cray cray" and was temporarily banned from the group. When Brent was allowed back in, he got his revenge.
@sgt_zim quit after realizing that VPN had not been invented yet and he didn't want to be discovered by the CIA and NSA.
@PARA45 was terminated by LHO because LHO's Cuban and Russian "friends" heard that he liked Colombian women more than Cuban and Russian women.
@Red Leg quit when he discovered that the target wasn't Putin.
@mdwest quit when funding dried up with the departure of @ActionBob.
@Corey0372 was fired for suggesting suicide B-52 "drone" strikes.
@shootist~ quit when he couldn't source enough reloading supplies for the mission.
@Mark A Ouellette quit when his wife told him that if he went through with the plot that she wouldn't ever take him back to Africa again.
@Wheels quit because, well, because the whole thing was just stupid.
@Brent in Az @fourfive8 @freefall @John Wasmuth @Newboomer quit because Jack Ruby threatened to shoot anyone who squealed and because Trump pulled out with Nikki Haley the only remaining option.

This left just LHO, who acted alone.

Hope you enjoyed a little humor. No hard feelings! THE END.

@spike.t and I in bloomers??? Perhaps if we get some of whatever you were in to last night Scott!

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

Back to LHO and the conspiracy. LHO acted alone because when the wider conspiracy fell apart, he was the only one left to do the job.

You see, it all started when LHO, @Brent in Az , @freefall , @fourfive8 , @sestoppelman , @John Wasmuth , @Newboomer , @BSO Dave and @flatwater bill decided that the Kennedy's had gotten too big for their britches and they decided to "drain the swamp" and put Trump in charge. They had a secret meeting at a pub in London, where they ran into @spike.t and @WAB , who were there celebrating and knocking a few back after a visit to the Rigby showroom, where they had just placed orders for rifles, Rigby jackets and bloomers. These two new members of the conspiracy convinced the founders that they needed to bring in some ex-military guys, CEOs and contractors to help set plans, hire mercenaries and assist. @spike.t also said he knew of a nightclub owner he referred to as "JR" in Dallas that might help. Seems @spike.t had some "dirt" on the nightclub owner!

They quickly recruited @Red Leg and @rookhawk to be in charge of all things weaponry, battle plans and risk assessment; @mdwest to recruit mercenaries and to help @spike.t with the social (drinking party) calendar; @Corey0372 to run drone strategy; @Mark A Ouellette to handle outfitting the mercenaries with weapons; @1dirthawker from Alaska to handle amphibious assaults along the Dallas coast and falconery operations; @sgt_zim as the tech guy; @375 Ruger Fan for Press relations and video sourcing, with an assist by @Red Leg ; @Doubleplay to be the Devil's Advocate; @Boyd Brooks, @Kevin Peacocke, and @VertigoBE for foreign advisors; @steve white to be the Mannlicher expert; @ActionBob for funding the effort; @Hunt anything because he will hunt anything with legs; and @Wheels because, well you know, because he's Wheels and super smart, especially about Tanzania.

@mdwest hired the soldiers/killers such as me, @Tanks , @Altitude sickness , @shootist~ , @PHOENIX PHIL , @Tundra Tiger , @PARA45 , @BourbonTrail , @LivingTheDream , @BeeMaa , @CoElkHunter , @Bob Nelson 35Whelen , and @375Fox .

The initial planning was going great but then took a turn for the worst when people started defecting due to petty disagreements amongst friends:

@Tundra Tiger couldn't agree to bringing Trump in after Kennedy and LBJ were taken out and he was limited by his lever action rifle so he quit.
@PHOENIX PHIL quit to consult for JKO Hunting Safaris because he insisted that AZ would be a better place to act but the group, being dominated by Texans, wanted Dallas at all costs.
@WAB insisted on a proper tracking hunt for the target instead of a roadside shooting so he quit.
@375Fox wanted to take the target out in a free-range environment somewhere in the Great Plains instead of a hemmed in, fenced environment like a city, so he quit.
@CoElkHunter insisted that all members of the assault team carry .338 Win Mag rifles and was overruled because a 338 doesn't quite qualify for DG, so he quit.
I @Scott CWO disagreed with some members using Nosler Partitiions so I quit.
@sestoppelman got mad about the vaccination requirements for SF Operators so he quit.
@spike.t loathed that the group adopted the .375 H&H as standard issue and he also missed too many planning meetings from staying out all night so he was terminated.
@BeeMaa quit when the group voted to disallow the R8 and go with CRF only.
@Tanks was terminated after insisting that he be allowed hide in the trunk of the presidential limousine to take out the target with a double rifle at close range through the backseat and we also found out that the only reason he wanted to participate was to be able date Jackie and take her dancing afterwards.
@LivingTheDream quit because he was worried about getting caught and no longer living the dream.
@Kevin Peacocke and @VertigoBE were terminated by @Red Leg for trying to tell him how to run things from overseas. @Boyd Brooks was fired by @Red Leg just for being Canadian.
@rookhawk quit because of his risk assessment and because of a conflict of dates with a gun auction.
@flatwater bill quit because his "." computer key broke ................ and he couldn't.................. deal with............. that.
@375 Ruger Fan quit when we hired some guy named Abraham Zapruder to be our videographer instead of him.
@ActionBob was forced to quit after disclosing the plot to @Just Gina and she said, "Oh heck no, not for all the coffee in Colombia!" Bob also had too many hunts booked to be of help.
@Altitude sickness quit because the altitude in Dallas is too high for him.
@steve white quit when LHO didn't pick a real Mannlicher for a weapon.
@BSO Dave quit after an argument with @Red Leg over using the "nuclear option" that Dave favored over the @Red Leg favored option of 155mm artillery. Less collateral damage, said Joe.
@BourbonTrail quit when supplies of bourbon and cigars ran low.
@Hunt anything quit when told the operation was only for one high value target. He wanted to hunt all politicians.
@Bob Nelson 35Whelen was terminated by @Mark A Ouellette for wanting to use a .243.
@1dirthawker was fired by @Red Leg for being former Navy.
@Doubleplay was fired by @Brent in Az for getting Brent so upset that Brent went a little "cray cray" and was temporarily banned from the group. When Brent was allowed back in, he got his revenge.
@sgt_zim quit after realizing that VPN had not been invented yet and he didn't want to be discovered by the CIA and NSA.
@PARA45 was terminated by LHO because LHO's Cuban and Russian "friends" heard that he liked Colombian women more than Cuban and Russian women.
@Red Leg quit when he discovered that the target wasn't Putin.
@mdwest quit when funding dried up with the departure of @ActionBob.
@Corey0372 was fired for suggesting suicide B-52 "drone" strikes.
@shootist~ quit when he couldn't source enough reloading supplies for the mission.
@Mark A Ouellette quit when his wife told him that if he went through with the plot that she wouldn't ever take him back to Africa again.
@Wheels quit because, well, because the whole thing was just stupid.
@Brent in Az @fourfive8 @freefall @John Wasmuth @Newboomer quit because Jack Ruby threatened to shoot anyone who squealed and because Trump pulled out with Nikki Haley the only remaining option.

This left just LHO, who acted alone.

Hope you enjoyed a little humor. No hard feelings! THE END.

Film at 11

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

Interesting new video from Ukraine

 

[PARA45]

@PHOENIX PHIL, my most sincere apology for bringing this up, and I didn't mean any disrespect to you or any parent dealing with this.

My concern is why was this illness not as common when we were growing up (maybe the advancement in medicine has something to do, I don't know), and it is so common today. My wife is a K-3 & K-4 teacher, and she tells me the number of kids on meds is alarming. Is it big Pharma to blame? Are the docs to blame? The parents? Are the docs not doing their jobs by diagnosing bad behavior, vs. true illness?

 

[PARA45]

Back to LHO and the conspiracy. LHO acted alone because when the wider conspiracy fell apart, he was the only one left to do the job.

You see, it all started when LHO, @Brent in Az , @freefall , @fourfive8 , @sestoppelman , @John Wasmuth , @Newboomer , @BSO Dave and @flatwater bill decided that the Kennedy's had gotten too big for their britches and they decided to "drain the swamp" and put Trump in charge. They had a secret meeting at a pub in London, where they ran into @spike.t and @WAB , who were there celebrating and knocking a few back after a visit to the Rigby showroom, where they had just placed orders for rifles, Rigby jackets and bloomers. These two new members of the conspiracy convinced the founders that they needed to bring in some ex-military guys, CEOs and contractors to help set plans, hire mercenaries and assist. @spike.t also said he knew of a nightclub owner he referred to as "JR" in Dallas that might help. Seems @spike.t had some "dirt" on the nightclub owner!

They quickly recruited @Red Leg and @rookhawk to be in charge of all things weaponry, battle plans and risk assessment; @mdwest to recruit mercenaries and to help @spike.t with the social (drinking party) calendar; @Corey0372 to run drone strategy; @Mark A Ouellette to handle outfitting the mercenaries with weapons; @1dirthawker from Alaska to handle amphibious assaults along the Dallas coast and falconery operations; @sgt_zim as the tech guy; @375 Ruger Fan for Press relations and video sourcing, with an assist by @Red Leg ; @Doubleplay to be the Devil's Advocate; @Boyd Brooks, @Kevin Peacocke, and @VertigoBE for foreign advisors; @steve white to be the Mannlicher expert; @ActionBob for funding the effort; @Hunt anything because he will hunt anything with legs; and @Wheels because, well you know, because he's Wheels and super smart, especially about Tanzania.

@mdwest hired the soldiers/killers such as me, @Tanks , @Altitude sickness , @shootist~ , @PHOENIX PHIL , @Tundra Tiger , @PARA45 , @BourbonTrail , @LivingTheDream , @BeeMaa , @CoElkHunter , @Bob Nelson 35Whelen , and @375Fox .

The initial planning was going great but then took a turn for the worst when people started defecting due to petty disagreements amongst friends:

@Tundra Tiger couldn't agree to bringing Trump in after Kennedy and LBJ were taken out and he was limited by his lever action rifle so he quit.
@PHOENIX PHIL quit to consult for JKO Hunting Safaris because he insisted that AZ would be a better place to act but the group, being dominated by Texans, wanted Dallas at all costs.
@WAB insisted on a proper tracking hunt for the target instead of a roadside shooting so he quit.
@375Fox wanted to take the target out in a free-range environment somewhere in the Great Plains instead of a hemmed in, fenced environment like a city, so he quit.
@CoElkHunter insisted that all members of the assault team carry .338 Win Mag rifles and was overruled because a 338 doesn't quite qualify for DG, so he quit.
I @Scott CWO disagreed with some members using Nosler Partitiions so I quit.
@sestoppelman got mad about the vaccination requirements for SF Operators so he quit.
@spike.t loathed that the group adopted the .375 H&H as standard issue and he also missed too many planning meetings from staying out all night so he was terminated.
@BeeMaa quit when the group voted to disallow the R8 and go with CRF only.
@Tanks was terminated after insisting that he be allowed hide in the trunk of the presidential limousine to take out the target with a double rifle at close range through the backseat and we also found out that the only reason he wanted to participate was to be able date Jackie and take her dancing afterwards.
@LivingTheDream quit because he was worried about getting caught and no longer living the dream.
@Kevin Peacocke and @VertigoBE were terminated by @Red Leg for trying to tell him how to run things from overseas. @Boyd Brooks was fired by @Red Leg just for being Canadian.
@rookhawk quit because of his risk assessment and because of a conflict of dates with a gun auction.
@flatwater bill quit because his "." computer key broke ................ and he couldn't.................. deal with............. that.
@375 Ruger Fan quit when we hired some guy named Abraham Zapruder to be our videographer instead of him.
@ActionBob was forced to quit after disclosing the plot to @Just Gina and she said, "Oh heck no, not for all the coffee in Colombia!" Bob also had too many hunts booked to be of help.
@Altitude sickness quit because the altitude in Dallas is too high for him.
@steve white quit when LHO didn't pick a real Mannlicher for a weapon.
@BSO Dave quit after an argument with @Red Leg over using the "nuclear option" that Dave favored over the @Red Leg favored option of 155mm artillery. Less collateral damage, said Joe.
@BourbonTrail quit when supplies of bourbon and cigars ran low.
@Hunt anything quit when told the operation was only for one high value target. He wanted to hunt all politicians.
@Bob Nelson 35Whelen was terminated by @Mark A Ouellette for wanting to use a .243.
@1dirthawker was fired by @Red Leg for being former Navy.
@Doubleplay was fired by @Brent in Az for getting Brent so upset that Brent went a little "cray cray" and was temporarily banned from the group. When Brent was allowed back in, he got his revenge.
@sgt_zim quit after realizing that VPN had not been invented yet and he didn't want to be discovered by the CIA and NSA.
@PARA45 was terminated by LHO because LHO's Cuban and Russian "friends" heard that he liked Colombian women more than Cuban and Russian women.
@Red Leg quit when he discovered that the target wasn't Putin.
@mdwest quit when funding dried up with the departure of @ActionBob.
@Corey0372 was fired for suggesting suicide B-52 "drone" strikes.
@shootist~ quit when he couldn't source enough reloading supplies for the mission.
@Mark A Ouellette quit when his wife told him that if he went through with the plot that she wouldn't ever take him back to Africa again.
@Wheels quit because, well, because the whole thing was just stupid.
@Brent in Az @fourfive8 @freefall @John Wasmuth @Newboomer quit because Jack Ruby threatened to shoot anyone who squealed and because Trump pulled out with Nikki Haley the only remaining option.

This left just LHO, who acted alone.

Hope you enjoyed a little humor. No hard feelings! THE END.

This post is for the records, besides being well thought out, it is funny as sh*t! I won't show this to my wife, she was born in Venezuela. Well done Scott!

 

[VertigoBE]

Back to LHO and the conspiracy. LHO acted alone because when the wider conspiracy fell apart, he was the only one left to do the job.

You see, it all started when LHO, @Brent in Az , @freefall , @fourfive8 , @sestoppelman , @John Wasmuth , @Newboomer , @BSO Dave and @flatwater bill decided that the Kennedy's had gotten too big for their britches and they decided to "drain the swamp" and put Trump in charge. They had a secret meeting at a pub in London, where they ran into @spike.t and @WAB , who were there celebrating and knocking a few back after a visit to the Rigby showroom, where they had just placed orders for rifles, Rigby jackets and bloomers. These two new members of the conspiracy convinced the founders that they needed to bring in some ex-military guys, CEOs and contractors to help set plans, hire mercenaries and assist. @spike.t also said he knew of a nightclub owner he referred to as "JR" in Dallas that might help. Seems @spike.t had some "dirt" on the nightclub owner!

They quickly recruited @Red Leg and @rookhawk to be in charge of all things weaponry, battle plans and risk assessment; @mdwest to recruit mercenaries and to help @spike.t with the social (drinking party) calendar; @Corey0372 to run drone strategy; @Mark A Ouellette to handle outfitting the mercenaries with weapons; @1dirthawker from Alaska to handle amphibious assaults along the Dallas coast and falconery operations; @sgt_zim as the tech guy; @375 Ruger Fan for Press relations and video sourcing, with an assist by @Red Leg ; @Doubleplay to be the Devil's Advocate; @Boyd Brooks, @Kevin Peacocke, and @VertigoBE for foreign advisors; @steve white to be the Mannlicher expert; @ActionBob for funding the effort; @Hunt anything because he will hunt anything with legs; and @Wheels because, well you know, because he's Wheels and super smart, especially about Tanzania.

@mdwest hired the soldiers/killers such as me, @Tanks , @Altitude sickness , @shootist~ , @PHOENIX PHIL , @Tundra Tiger , @PARA45 , @BourbonTrail , @LivingTheDream , @BeeMaa , @CoElkHunter , @Bob Nelson 35Whelen , and @375Fox .

The initial planning was going great but then took a turn for the worst when people started defecting due to petty disagreements amongst friends:

@Tundra Tiger couldn't agree to bringing Trump in after Kennedy and LBJ were taken out and he was limited by his lever action rifle so he quit.
@PHOENIX PHIL quit to consult for JKO Hunting Safaris because he insisted that AZ would be a better place to act but the group, being dominated by Texans, wanted Dallas at all costs.
@WAB insisted on a proper tracking hunt for the target instead of a roadside shooting so he quit.
@375Fox wanted to take the target out in a free-range environment somewhere in the Great Plains instead of a hemmed in, fenced environment like a city, so he quit.
@CoElkHunter insisted that all members of the assault team carry .338 Win Mag rifles and was overruled because a 338 doesn't quite qualify for DG, so he quit.
I @Scott CWO disagreed with some members using Nosler Partitiions so I quit.
@sestoppelman got mad about the vaccination requirements for SF Operators so he quit.
@spike.t loathed that the group adopted the .375 H&H as standard issue and he also missed too many planning meetings from staying out all night so he was terminated.
@BeeMaa quit when the group voted to disallow the R8 and go with CRF only.
@Tanks was terminated after insisting that he be allowed hide in the trunk of the presidential limousine to take out the target with a double rifle at close range through the backseat and we also found out that the only reason he wanted to participate was to be able date Jackie and take her dancing afterwards.
@LivingTheDream quit because he was worried about getting caught and no longer living the dream.
@Kevin Peacocke and @VertigoBE were terminated by @Red Leg for trying to tell him how to run things from overseas. @Boyd Brooks was fired by @Red Leg just for being Canadian.
@rookhawk quit because of his risk assessment and because of a conflict of dates with a gun auction.
@flatwater bill quit because his "." computer key broke ................ and he couldn't.................. deal with............. that.
@375 Ruger Fan quit when we hired some guy named Abraham Zapruder to be our videographer instead of him.
@ActionBob was forced to quit after disclosing the plot to @Just Gina and she said, "Oh heck no, not for all the coffee in Colombia!" Bob also had too many hunts booked to be of help.
@Altitude sickness quit because the altitude in Dallas is too high for him.
@steve white quit when LHO didn't pick a real Mannlicher for a weapon.
@BSO Dave quit after an argument with @Red Leg over using the "nuclear option" that Dave favored over the @Red Leg favored option of 155mm artillery. Less collateral damage, said Joe.
@BourbonTrail quit when supplies of bourbon and cigars ran low.
@Hunt anything quit when told the operation was only for one high value target. He wanted to hunt all politicians.
@Bob Nelson 35Whelen was terminated by @Mark A Ouellette for wanting to use a .243.
@1dirthawker was fired by @Red Leg for being former Navy.
@Doubleplay was fired by @Brent in Az for getting Brent so upset that Brent went a little "cray cray" and was temporarily banned from the group. When Brent was allowed back in, he got his revenge.
@sgt_zim quit after realizing that VPN had not been invented yet and he didn't want to be discovered by the CIA and NSA.
@PARA45 was terminated by LHO because LHO's Cuban and Russian "friends" heard that he liked Colombian women more than Cuban and Russian women.
@Red Leg quit when he discovered that the target wasn't Putin.
@mdwest quit when funding dried up with the departure of @ActionBob.
@Corey0372 was fired for suggesting suicide B-52 "drone" strikes.
@shootist~ quit when he couldn't source enough reloading supplies for the mission.
@Mark A Ouellette quit when his wife told him that if he went through with the plot that she wouldn't ever take him back to Africa again.
@Wheels quit because, well, because the whole thing was just stupid.
@Brent in Az @fourfive8 @freefall @John Wasmuth @Newboomer quit because Jack Ruby threatened to shoot anyone who squealed and because Trump pulled out with Nikki Haley the only remaining option.

This left just LHO, who acted alone.

Hope you enjoyed a little humor. No hard feelings! THE END.

Love it!

Don’t forget [USER]@Brian Rothhammer[/USER], as a mannlicher expert, who immediately sent the recruiters running when he heard the Mannlicher-Schopenhauer would be off the table

 

[LivingTheDream]

I'm just afraid that someday someone will show up at my door and ask if I have the alias LivingTheDream? Do I know a guy name Scott from Colorado and where was I the day Kennedy was shot?

 

[Boyd Brooks]

Back to LHO and the conspiracy. LHO acted alone because when the wider conspiracy fell apart, he was the only one left to do the job.

You see, it all started when LHO, @Brent in Az , @freefall , @fourfive8 , @sestoppelman , @John Wasmuth , @Newboomer , @BSO Dave and @flatwater bill decided that the Kennedy's had gotten too big for their britches and they decided to "drain the swamp" and put Trump in charge. They had a secret meeting at a pub in London, where they ran into @spike.t and @WAB , who were there celebrating and knocking a few back after a visit to the Rigby showroom, where they had just placed orders for rifles, Rigby jackets and bloomers. These two new members of the conspiracy convinced the founders that they needed to bring in some ex-military guys, CEOs and contractors to help set plans, hire mercenaries and assist. @spike.t also said he knew of a nightclub owner he referred to as "JR" in Dallas that might help. Seems @spike.t had some "dirt" on the nightclub owner!

They quickly recruited @Red Leg and @rookhawk to be in charge of all things weaponry, battle plans and risk assessment; @mdwest to recruit mercenaries and to help @spike.t with the social (drinking party) calendar; @Corey0372 to run drone strategy; @Mark A Ouellette to handle outfitting the mercenaries with weapons; @1dirthawker from Alaska to handle amphibious assaults along the Dallas coast and falconery operations; @sgt_zim as the tech guy; @375 Ruger Fan for Press relations and video sourcing, with an assist by @Red Leg ; @Doubleplay to be the Devil's Advocate; @Boyd Brooks, @Kevin Peacocke, and @VertigoBE for foreign advisors; @steve white to be the Mannlicher expert; @ActionBob for funding the effort; @Hunt anything because he will hunt anything with legs; and @Wheels because, well you know, because he's Wheels and super smart, especially about Tanzania.

@mdwest hired the soldiers/killers such as me, @Tanks , @Altitude sickness , @shootist~ , @PHOENIX PHIL , @Tundra Tiger , @PARA45 , @BourbonTrail , @LivingTheDream , @BeeMaa , @CoElkHunter , @Bob Nelson 35Whelen , and @375Fox .

The initial planning was going great but then took a turn for the worst when people started defecting due to petty disagreements amongst friends:

@Tundra Tiger couldn't agree to bringing Trump in after Kennedy and LBJ were taken out and he was limited by his lever action rifle so he quit.
@PHOENIX PHIL quit to consult for JKO Hunting Safaris because he insisted that AZ would be a better place to act but the group, being dominated by Texans, wanted Dallas at all costs.
@WAB insisted on a proper tracking hunt for the target instead of a roadside shooting so he quit.
@375Fox wanted to take the target out in a free-range environment somewhere in the Great Plains instead of a hemmed in, fenced environment like a city, so he quit.
@CoElkHunter insisted that all members of the assault team carry .338 Win Mag rifles and was overruled because a 338 doesn't quite qualify for DG, so he quit.
I @Scott CWO disagreed with some members using Nosler Partitiions so I quit.
@sestoppelman got mad about the vaccination requirements for SF Operators so he quit.
@spike.t loathed that the group adopted the .375 H&H as standard issue and he also missed too many planning meetings from staying out all night so he was terminated.
@BeeMaa quit when the group voted to disallow the R8 and go with CRF only.
@Tanks was terminated after insisting that he be allowed hide in the trunk of the presidential limousine to take out the target with a double rifle at close range through the backseat and we also found out that the only reason he wanted to participate was to be able date Jackie and take her dancing afterwards.
@LivingTheDream quit because he was worried about getting caught and no longer living the dream.
@Kevin Peacocke and @VertigoBE were terminated by @Red Leg for trying to tell him how to run things from overseas. @Boyd Brooks was fired by @Red Leg just for being Canadian.
@rookhawk quit because of his risk assessment and because of a conflict of dates with a gun auction.
@flatwater bill quit because his "." computer key broke ................ and he couldn't.................. deal with............. that.
@375 Ruger Fan quit when we hired some guy named Abraham Zapruder to be our videographer instead of him.
@ActionBob was forced to quit after disclosing the plot to @Just Gina and she said, "Oh heck no, not for all the coffee in Colombia!" Bob also had too many hunts booked to be of help.
@Altitude sickness quit because the altitude in Dallas is too high for him.
@steve white quit when LHO didn't pick a real Mannlicher for a weapon.
@BSO Dave quit after an argument with @Red Leg over using the "nuclear option" that Dave favored over the @Red Leg favored option of 155mm artillery. Less collateral damage, said Joe.
@BourbonTrail quit when supplies of bourbon and cigars ran low.
@Hunt anything quit when told the operation was only for one high value target. He wanted to hunt all politicians.
@Bob Nelson 35Whelen was terminated by @Mark A Ouellette for wanting to use a .243.
@1dirthawker was fired by @Red Leg for being former Navy.
@Doubleplay was fired by @Brent in Az for getting Brent so upset that Brent went a little "cray cray" and was temporarily banned from the group. When Brent was allowed back in, he got his revenge.
@sgt_zim quit after realizing that VPN had not been invented yet and he didn't want to be discovered by the CIA and NSA.
@PARA45 was terminated by LHO because LHO's Cuban and Russian "friends" heard that he liked Colombian women more than Cuban and Russian women.
@Red Leg quit when he discovered that the target wasn't Putin.
@mdwest quit when funding dried up with the departure of @ActionBob.
@Corey0372 was fired for suggesting suicide B-52 "drone" strikes.
@shootist~ quit when he couldn't source enough reloading supplies for the mission.
@Mark A Ouellette quit when his wife told him that if he went through with the plot that she wouldn't ever take him back to Africa again.
@Wheels quit because, well, because the whole thing was just stupid.
@Brent in Az @fourfive8 @freefall @John Wasmuth @Newboomer quit because Jack Ruby threatened to shoot anyone who squealed and because Trump pulled out with Nikki Haley the only remaining option.

This left just LHO, who acted alone.

Hope you enjoyed a little humor. No hard feelings! THE END.

Scott, thank you for including me in your funny story. But I wasn’t fired for being Canadian. I really think it’s because Red Legs feels I might have been a double agent! As I split my time between Ontario and Arizona and our Country is run by a dictator puppet of the CPP. I’m sure that was the motivation for my removal from the plans. Also that fact that I was born in 1965 might disqualify me from my participation in this elaborate scheme, however I feel that there was someone on the grassy knoll.

 

[Red Leg]

I'm just afraid that someday someone will show up at my door and ask if I have the alias LivingTheDream? Do I know a guy name Scott from Colorado and where was I the day Kennedy was shot?

I think I can guarantee that something read it if not technically someone.

 

[Red Leg]

The header makes fun of crowd applauding at the awards last night. Sadly, I suspect for everyone but a Trump absolute loyalist, it makes Trump look somewhat deranged. Truly has no self control.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1767016028381303071

 

[LivingTheDream]

I think I can guarantee that something read it if not technically someone.

If I run for office in 20 years, remember this moment I can see the headline now, "Local man tied to secret society of assassins with connections to Lee Harvey Oswald"

 

[Kevin Peacocke]

*sigh... I aspire to own one someday... As much as I like blued guns, stainless would make a lot more sense up here. Caliber? Not a clue.

30-06. It is a perfect match.

 

[sestoppelman]

Back to LHO and the conspiracy. LHO acted alone because when the wider conspiracy fell apart, he was the only one left to do the job.

You see, it all started when LHO, @Brent in Az , @freefall , @fourfive8 , @sestoppelman , @John Wasmuth , @Newboomer , @BSO Dave and @flatwater bill decided that the Kennedy's had gotten too big for their britches and they decided to "drain the swamp" and put Trump in charge. They had a secret meeting at a pub in London, where they ran into @spike.t and @WAB , who were there celebrating and knocking a few back after a visit to the Rigby showroom, where they had just placed orders for rifles, Rigby jackets and bloomers. These two new members of the conspiracy convinced the founders that they needed to bring in some ex-military guys, CEOs and contractors to help set plans, hire mercenaries and assist. @spike.t also said he knew of a nightclub owner he referred to as "JR" in Dallas that might help. Seems @spike.t had some "dirt" on the nightclub owner!

They quickly recruited @Red Leg and @rookhawk to be in charge of all things weaponry, battle plans and risk assessment; @mdwest to recruit mercenaries and to help @spike.t with the social (drinking party) calendar; @Corey0372 to run drone strategy; @Mark A Ouellette to handle outfitting the mercenaries with weapons; @1dirthawker from Alaska to handle amphibious assaults along the Dallas coast and falconery operations; @sgt_zim as the tech guy; @375 Ruger Fan for Press relations and video sourcing, with an assist by @Red Leg ; @Doubleplay to be the Devil's Advocate; @Boyd Brooks, @Kevin Peacocke, and @VertigoBE for foreign advisors; @steve white to be the Mannlicher expert; @ActionBob for funding the effort; @Hunt anything because he will hunt anything with legs; and @Wheels because, well you know, because he's Wheels and super smart, especially about Tanzania.

@mdwest hired the soldiers/killers such as me, @Tanks , @Altitude sickness , @shootist~ , @PHOENIX PHIL , @Tundra Tiger , @PARA45 , @BourbonTrail , @LivingTheDream , @BeeMaa , @CoElkHunter , @Bob Nelson 35Whelen , and @375Fox .

The initial planning was going great but then took a turn for the worst when people started defecting due to petty disagreements amongst friends:

@Tundra Tiger couldn't agree to bringing Trump in after Kennedy and LBJ were taken out and he was limited by his lever action rifle so he quit.
@PHOENIX PHIL quit to consult for JKO Hunting Safaris because he insisted that AZ would be a better place to act but the group, being dominated by Texans, wanted Dallas at all costs.
@WAB insisted on a proper tracking hunt for the target instead of a roadside shooting so he quit.
@375Fox wanted to take the target out in a free-range environment somewhere in the Great Plains instead of a hemmed in, fenced environment like a city, so he quit.
@CoElkHunter insisted that all members of the assault team carry .338 Win Mag rifles and was overruled because a 338 doesn't quite qualify for DG, so he quit.
I @Scott CWO disagreed with some members using Nosler Partitiions so I quit.
@sestoppelman got mad about the vaccination requirements for SF Operators so he quit.
@spike.t loathed that the group adopted the .375 H&H as standard issue and he also missed too many planning meetings from staying out all night so he was terminated.
@BeeMaa quit when the group voted to disallow the R8 and go with CRF only.
@Tanks was terminated after insisting that he be allowed hide in the trunk of the presidential limousine to take out the target with a double rifle at close range through the backseat and we also found out that the only reason he wanted to participate was to be able date Jackie and take her dancing afterwards.
@LivingTheDream quit because he was worried about getting caught and no longer living the dream.
@Kevin Peacocke and @VertigoBE were terminated by @Red Leg for trying to tell him how to run things from overseas. @Boyd Brooks was fired by @Red Leg just for being Canadian.
@rookhawk quit because of his risk assessment and because of a conflict of dates with a gun auction.
@flatwater bill quit because his "." computer key broke ................ and he couldn't.................. deal with............. that.
@375 Ruger Fan quit when we hired some guy named Abraham Zapruder to be our videographer instead of him.
@ActionBob was forced to quit after disclosing the plot to @Just Gina and she said, "Oh heck no, not for all the coffee in Colombia!" Bob also had too many hunts booked to be of help.
@Altitude sickness quit because the altitude in Dallas is too high for him.
@steve white quit when LHO didn't pick a real Mannlicher for a weapon.
@BSO Dave quit after an argument with @Red Leg over using the "nuclear option" that Dave favored over the @Red Leg favored option of 155mm artillery. Less collateral damage, said Joe.
@BourbonTrail quit when supplies of bourbon and cigars ran low.
@Hunt anything quit when told the operation was only for one high value target. He wanted to hunt all politicians.
@Bob Nelson 35Whelen was terminated by @Mark A Ouellette for wanting to use a .243.
@1dirthawker was fired by @Red Leg for being former Navy.
@Doubleplay was fired by @Brent in Az for getting Brent so upset that Brent went a little "cray cray" and was temporarily banned from the group. When Brent was allowed back in, he got his revenge.
@sgt_zim quit after realizing that VPN had not been invented yet and he didn't want to be discovered by the CIA and NSA.
@PARA45 was terminated by LHO because LHO's Cuban and Russian "friends" heard that he liked Colombian women more than Cuban and Russian women.
@Red Leg quit when he discovered that the target wasn't Putin.
@mdwest quit when funding dried up with the departure of @ActionBob.
@Corey0372 was fired for suggesting suicide B-52 "drone" strikes.
@shootist~ quit when he couldn't source enough reloading supplies for the mission.
@Mark A Ouellette quit when his wife told him that if he went through with the plot that she wouldn't ever take him back to Africa again.
@Wheels quit because, well, because the whole thing was just stupid.
@Brent in Az @fourfive8 @freefall @John Wasmuth @Newboomer quit because Jack Ruby threatened to shoot anyone who squealed and because Trump pulled out with Nikki Haley the only remaining option.

This left just LHO, who acted alone.

Hope you enjoyed a little humor. No hard feelings! THE END.

Hilarious!!

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

@PHOENIX PHIL, my most sincere apology for bringing this up, and I didn't mean any disrespect to you or any parent dealing with this.

My concern is why was this illness not as common when we were growing up (maybe the advancement in medicine has something to do, I don't know), and it is so common today. My wife is a K-3 & K-4 teacher, and she tells me the number of kids on meds is alarming. Is it big Pharma to blame? Are the docs to blame? The parents? Are the docs not doing their jobs by diagnosing bad behavior, vs. true illness?

Not offended nor can I disagree with you. As for your questions, I wish I had answers.

 

[SaintPanzer]

Back to LHO and the conspiracy. LHO acted alone because when the wider conspiracy fell apart, he was the only one left to do the job.

You see, it all started when LHO, @Brent in Az , @freefall , @fourfive8 , @sestoppelman , @John Wasmuth , @Newboomer , @BSO Dave and @flatwater bill decided that the Kennedy's had gotten too big for their britches and they decided to "drain the swamp" and put Trump in charge. They had a secret meeting at a pub in London, where they ran into @spike.t and @WAB , who were there celebrating and knocking a few back after a visit to the Rigby showroom, where they had just placed orders for rifles, Rigby jackets and bloomers. These two new members of the conspiracy convinced the founders that they needed to bring in some ex-military guys, CEOs and contractors to help set plans, hire mercenaries and assist. @spike.t also said he knew of a nightclub owner he referred to as "JR" in Dallas that might help. Seems @spike.t had some "dirt" on the nightclub owner!

They quickly recruited @Red Leg and @rookhawk to be in charge of all things weaponry, battle plans and risk assessment; @mdwest to recruit mercenaries and to help @spike.t with the social (drinking party) calendar; @Corey0372 to run drone strategy; @Mark A Ouellette to handle outfitting the mercenaries with weapons; @1dirthawker from Alaska to handle amphibious assaults along the Dallas coast and falconery operations; @sgt_zim as the tech guy; @375 Ruger Fan for Press relations and video sourcing, with an assist by @Red Leg ; @Doubleplay to be the Devil's Advocate; @Boyd Brooks, @Kevin Peacocke, and @VertigoBE for foreign advisors; @steve white to be the Mannlicher expert; @ActionBob for funding the effort; @Hunt anything because he will hunt anything with legs; and @Wheels because, well you know, because he's Wheels and super smart, especially about Tanzania.

@mdwest hired the soldiers/killers such as me, @Tanks , @Altitude sickness , @shootist~ , @PHOENIX PHIL , @Tundra Tiger , @PARA45 , @BourbonTrail , @LivingTheDream , @BeeMaa , @CoElkHunter , @Bob Nelson 35Whelen , and @375Fox .

The initial planning was going great but then took a turn for the worst when people started defecting due to petty disagreements amongst friends:

@Tundra Tiger couldn't agree to bringing Trump in after Kennedy and LBJ were taken out and he was limited by his lever action rifle so he quit.
@PHOENIX PHIL quit to consult for JKO Hunting Safaris because he insisted that AZ would be a better place to act but the group, being dominated by Texans, wanted Dallas at all costs.
@WAB insisted on a proper tracking hunt for the target instead of a roadside shooting so he quit.
@375Fox wanted to take the target out in a free-range environment somewhere in the Great Plains instead of a hemmed in, fenced environment like a city, so he quit.
@CoElkHunter insisted that all members of the assault team carry .338 Win Mag rifles and was overruled because a 338 doesn't quite qualify for DG, so he quit.
I @Scott CWO disagreed with some members using Nosler Partitiions so I quit.
@sestoppelman got mad about the vaccination requirements for SF Operators so he quit.
@spike.t loathed that the group adopted the .375 H&H as standard issue and he also missed too many planning meetings from staying out all night so he was terminated.
@BeeMaa quit when the group voted to disallow the R8 and go with CRF only.
@Tanks was terminated after insisting that he be allowed hide in the trunk of the presidential limousine to take out the target with a double rifle at close range through the backseat and we also found out that the only reason he wanted to participate was to be able date Jackie and take her dancing afterwards.
@LivingTheDream quit because he was worried about getting caught and no longer living the dream.
@Kevin Peacocke and @VertigoBE were terminated by @Red Leg for trying to tell him how to run things from overseas. @Boyd Brooks was fired by @Red Leg just for being Canadian.
@rookhawk quit because of his risk assessment and because of a conflict of dates with a gun auction.
@flatwater bill quit because his "." computer key broke ................ and he couldn't.................. deal with............. that.
@375 Ruger Fan quit when we hired some guy named Abraham Zapruder to be our videographer instead of him.
@ActionBob was forced to quit after disclosing the plot to @Just Gina and she said, "Oh heck no, not for all the coffee in Colombia!" Bob also had too many hunts booked to be of help.
@Altitude sickness quit because the altitude in Dallas is too high for him.
@steve white quit when LHO didn't pick a real Mannlicher for a weapon.
@BSO Dave quit after an argument with @Red Leg over using the "nuclear option" that Dave favored over the @Red Leg favored option of 155mm artillery. Less collateral damage, said Joe.
@BourbonTrail quit when supplies of bourbon and cigars ran low.
@Hunt anything quit when told the operation was only for one high value target. He wanted to hunt all politicians.
@Bob Nelson 35Whelen was terminated by @Mark A Ouellette for wanting to use a .243.
@1dirthawker was fired by @Red Leg for being former Navy.
@Doubleplay was fired by @Brent in Az for getting Brent so upset that Brent went a little "cray cray" and was temporarily banned from the group. When Brent was allowed back in, he got his revenge.
@sgt_zim quit after realizing that VPN had not been invented yet and he didn't want to be discovered by the CIA and NSA.
@PARA45 was terminated by LHO because LHO's Cuban and Russian "friends" heard that he liked Colombian women more than Cuban and Russian women.
@Red Leg quit when he discovered that the target wasn't Putin.
@mdwest quit when funding dried up with the departure of @ActionBob.
@Corey0372 was fired for suggesting suicide B-52 "drone" strikes.
@shootist~ quit when he couldn't source enough reloading supplies for the mission.
@Mark A Ouellette quit when his wife told him that if he went through with the plot that she wouldn't ever take him back to Africa again.
@Wheels quit because, well, because the whole thing was just stupid.
@Brent in Az @fourfive8 @freefall @John Wasmuth @Newboomer quit because Jack Ruby threatened to shoot anyone who squealed and because Trump pulled out with Nikki Haley the only remaining option.

This left just LHO, who acted alone.

Hope you enjoyed a little humor. No hard feelings! THE END.

Surely the original meeting was held in Nairobi, not London...