on a lighter note...

Agreed. Although, something tells me that being a productive contributing citizen through gainful employment and paying taxes is not on the top of his priority list.
My guess is he's on the Government's never ending stimulus employment plan?
 
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Agreed. Although, something tells me that being a productive contributing citizen through gainful employment and paying taxes is not on the top of his priority list.
Well of course not as he has multiple baby mommas to move between who get welfare dollars, free public housing and food stamps. So no rent, utility bills, food bills….he can go down to the mall and steal his clothes and $200 sneakers….and as mentioned by others selling fine pharmaceutical products on street corners from time to time will pay for anything else he might need. No tax payments or returns to file in his future! Parasite is the word that comes to mind. But who am I to judge….Right!
 
Well of course not as he has multiple baby mommas to move between who get welfare dollars, free public housing and food stamps. So no rent, utility bills, food bills….he can go down to the mall and steal his clothes and $200 sneakers….and as mentioned by others selling fine pharmaceutical products on street corners from time to time will pay for anything else he might need. No tax payments or returns to file in his future! Parasite is the word that comes to mind. But who am I to judge….Right!
Ignorant slobs but they sure know how to work the system.
 
We walked in to a restaurant to have dinner last night…. Hello.
Hi, table for 3, please.
Sure, and your name.
Valerie!
Great.
And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
First .... Can you please tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Zach will be your server tonight.
Great.
Can you show us Zach’s vaccination card?
Um...
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We will need to see proof of Zach’s flu shot as well.
Um...
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And also, can you provide me with proof that Zach is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?
Um...
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Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc., so if you could provide us with Zach’s most recent tox screen, that would be great.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
That would be appreciated,
Oh and while you’re at it, we will need all those same items for you, the busboys, the cooks and the manager,
Thank You so much
 

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