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cpr0312
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2011
- Messages
- 14,442
- Reaction score
- 38,253
- Location
- North Carolina
- Media
- 448
- Articles
- 1
- Member of
- NRA Life Member
- Hunted
- US (All over), New Zealand, South Africa(Northern Cape, Eastern Cape, Free State, Northwest), Zimbabwe, Zambia, Tanzania, Uganda
I agree with Steve, I don't like that thought either!
Uncle Sauce
AH elite
James Cook
AH veteran
- Joined
- Aug 13, 2016
- Messages
- 192
- Reaction score
- 341
- Media
- 26
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- Dallas Safari Club, NRA Life, B.A.S.S., Ducks Unlimted
- Hunted
- Namibia, Mexico, Argentina, Canada, U.S. - LA, TX, OK, AR, AL, SC, GA, KS
Rob404
AH legend
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2013
- Messages
- 4,780
- Reaction score
- 12,334
- Location
- Chaska Minnesota
- Media
- 55
- Member of
- NRA, Member of,,Caribou Hunt Club, Stock and Barrel Pistol Range
- Hunted
- Illinois,Wisconsin,Michigan Limpopo Province South Africa
Rob404
AH legend
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2013
- Messages
- 4,780
- Reaction score
- 12,334
- Location
- Chaska Minnesota
- Media
- 55
- Member of
- NRA, Member of,,Caribou Hunt Club, Stock and Barrel Pistol Range
- Hunted
- Illinois,Wisconsin,Michigan Limpopo Province South Africa
Rob404
AH legend
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2013
- Messages
- 4,780
- Reaction score
- 12,334
- Location
- Chaska Minnesota
- Media
- 55
- Member of
- NRA, Member of,,Caribou Hunt Club, Stock and Barrel Pistol Range
- Hunted
- Illinois,Wisconsin,Michigan Limpopo Province South Africa
Rob404
AH legend
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2013
- Messages
- 4,780
- Reaction score
- 12,334
- Location
- Chaska Minnesota
- Media
- 55
- Member of
- NRA, Member of,,Caribou Hunt Club, Stock and Barrel Pistol Range
- Hunted
- Illinois,Wisconsin,Michigan Limpopo Province South Africa
Fred Gunner
AH elite
Uncle Sauce
AH elite
cpr0312
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2011
- Messages
- 14,442
- Reaction score
- 38,253
- Location
- North Carolina
- Media
- 448
- Articles
- 1
- Member of
- NRA Life Member
- Hunted
- US (All over), New Zealand, South Africa(Northern Cape, Eastern Cape, Free State, Northwest), Zimbabwe, Zambia, Tanzania, Uganda
Sand Rat
AH fanatic
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2013
- Messages
- 788
- Reaction score
- 1,202
- Location
- Texas and Saudi Arabia
- Media
- 129
- Articles
- 1
- Hunted
- Texas, Mississippi, Kansas, Botswana, Eastern Cape
Snapped these out the windshield over the last couple of months. First was a septic service rig north of Austin. The second one just speaks for itself.
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2015
- Messages
- 8,732
- Reaction score
- 24,868
- Location
- Shreveport, Louisiana
- Media
- 281
- Articles
- 5
- Member of
- NRA, DSC
- Hunted
- Nam, Zam, Zim,RSA (Eastern Cape & NW), Canada, NZ, Alaska, TX, LA, MO, OH, MT, ID, WA, WY
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2015
- Messages
- 8,732
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- 24,868
- Location
- Shreveport, Louisiana
- Media
- 281
- Articles
- 5
- Member of
- NRA, DSC
- Hunted
- Nam, Zam, Zim,RSA (Eastern Cape & NW), Canada, NZ, Alaska, TX, LA, MO, OH, MT, ID, WA, WY
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 10,272
- Reaction score
- 37,929
- Location
- Delaware, USA
- Media
- 104
- Articles
- 6
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from CARP Forum
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them
out.
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
Questions and Answers from CARP Forum
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them
out.
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 10,272
- Reaction score
- 37,929
- Location
- Delaware, USA
- Media
- 104
- Articles
- 6
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 10,272
- Reaction score
- 37,929
- Location
- Delaware, USA
- Media
- 104
- Articles
- 6
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
That had to be a Michael Berry joke.
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