on a lighter note...

I agree with Steve, I don't like that thought either!

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Snapped these out the windshield over the last couple of months. First was a septic service rig north of Austin. The second one just speaks for itself.
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CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from CARP Forum


Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A:
Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.

Q:
What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A:
Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A:
Tell him you're pregnant.

Q:
How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A:
Take off your glasses.

Q:
Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:
Go braless. It will usually pull them
out.

Q:
Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A:
Valets don't forget where they park your car

Q:
Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A:
Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.

Q:
As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:
Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q:
Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A:
On their foreheads.

Q:
What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:
"Gosh, I remember these!"
 

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Business is the only way to fly. I'm headed to SA August 25. I'm hoping that business isn't an arm and a leg. If you don't mind, what airline and the cost for your trip. Mine will be convoluted. I'll be flying into the states to pick up my 416 Rigby as Thailand doesn't allow firearms (pay no attention to the daily shootings and killings) so I'll have 2 very long trips.
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Hi EGS

I read your thread with interest. Would you mind sending me that PDF? May I put it on my website?

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Please send a list of books and prices.
 
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