on a lighter note...

[DillonG]

Alright smart asses, this is your time to shine.

 

[K-man]

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Alright smart asses, this is your time to shine.

Ok. I’ll go first. Temporary fix-Time and space - but since they never forget, that’s just kicking the can down the road.
Jewelry. But that sometimes leads to “what did you do?”
The only sure fix is alcohol. Plenty enough so she doesn’t remember why she’s mad.

 

[Longfeather1]

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Alright smart asses, this is your time to shine.

Large dose of their own reverse logic as to why they shouldn't be even madder than they already are. Confuses the piss out of them to the point they get the deer in the headlights look about it.

 

[PARA45]

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Alright smart asses, this is your time to shine.

You are right honey; I am wrong and I'm sorry. I get to live another day to go hunting. But luckily, I do not have that problem, my wife is an amazing woman. Can someone please tell me if she is gone?

 

[steve white]

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Hahahahahahahaha! I'm a boomer. I think you need to go back about 2 generations before that....

 

[jpr9954]

 

[1LuckySOB]

Tell her “you’re acting just like your mother” then duck and run.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Hahahahahahahaha! I'm a boomer. I think you need to go back about 2 generations before that....

LOL...You must be a late bloomer boomer.

 

[DillonG]

You guys are

Tell her “you’re acting just like your mother” then duck and run.

I always preferred, “You’re acting like my ex-girlfriend.” I’m glad to still be married.

 

[Doug Hamilton]

You guys are

I always preferred, “You’re acting like my ex-girlfriend.” I’m glad to still be married.

Married? You're lucky to still be living!

 

[DillonG]

Married? You're lucky to still be living!

Happily married for over a decade. I don’t use that line anymore. Hence, I am happily married.

 

[Vashper]

-You acted like my ex-wife.
"Ex?"?? You didn't tell me that you were married to someone before me!
"I wasn't."

 

[Stubbleduck]

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Alright smart asses, this is your time to shine.

After 58 years of marriage she laughs at my antics, I laugh at hers and we continue to get along just fine.

 

[Rumrunner]

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[jpr9954]