on a lighter note...

[DillonG]

Alright smart asses, this is your time to shine.

 

[K-man]

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Alright smart asses, this is your time to shine.

Ok. I’ll go first. Temporary fix-Time and space - but since they never forget, that’s just kicking the can down the road.
Jewelry. But that sometimes leads to “what did you do?”
The only sure fix is alcohol. Plenty enough so she doesn’t remember why she’s mad.

 

[Longfeather1]

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Alright smart asses, this is your time to shine.

Large dose of their own reverse logic as to why they shouldn't be even madder than they already are. Confuses the piss out of them to the point they get the deer in the headlights look about it.

 

[PARA45]

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Alright smart asses, this is your time to shine.

You are right honey; I am wrong and I'm sorry. I get to live another day to go hunting. But luckily, I do not have that problem, my wife is an amazing woman. Can someone please tell me if she is gone?

 

[steve white]

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Hahahahahahahaha! I'm a boomer. I think you need to go back about 2 generations before that....

 

[jpr9954]

 

[1LuckySOB]

Tell her “you’re acting just like your mother” then duck and run.