on a lighter note...

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[dlmac]

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I printed this and gave it to my wife, Doctor said I could probably get out of the hospital in a day or two.

 

[Ridge Runner]

I printed this and gave it to my wife, Doctor said I could probably get out of the hospital in a day or two.

Most experienced men realized @JOHN GRENZ meme is a joke. Because every experienced man knows to never ask their wife (and/) or girlfriend a question.

@dimac, hope you have a quick and full recovery.

Knew someone just couldn't resist showing this to their wife or girlfriend or wife and girlfriend.

Yeah that Ultra Safe column should say:

Here, have a mega tequila margarita.

Not: Here, have some wine.

Tequila is a major hormone changer and clothing remover compared to wine.

 

[dlmac]

Most experienced men realized @JOHN GRENZ meme is a joke. Because every experienced man knows to never ask their wife (and/) or girlfriend a question.

@dimac, hope you have a quick and full recovery.

Knew someone just couldn't resist showing this to their wife or girlfriend or wife and girlfriend.

Yeah that Ultra Safe column should say:

Here, have a mega tequila margarita.

Not: Here, have some wine.

Tequila is a major hormone changer and clothing remover compared to wine.

I should have known that?

 

[Bullthrower338]

 

[jpr9954]

 

[steve white]

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According to Marco Polo's diary/writings about China, a creature with massive head and teeth, "eyes the size of a 6 penny loaf" with little arms and a long beam of a tail, would hunt at night and devour whatever it came across, whether wolves, TIGERS, (etc). It would then go for water. When hunting, it held it's tail aloft, but after eating, it would drag it's tail. The Chinese hunters would set short spiked stakes at an angle on trails leading to water. The creature would get it's tail impaled, bleed out, and then the ravens would make a racket, which would identify the location of the kill. They would hurry to get the skin off while still fresh and obtain the gall bladder. The meat was supposed to be good to eat in hot weather. (that's what Koreans say about yellow dog meat, too)
Sounds like a T Rex by any description?......especially considering Polo described "keepers of the dragons" for Chinese parades?

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Newboomer]

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Oil stone.

 

[Newboomer]

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Carpet sweeper minus the handle.

 

[SaintPanzer]

Oil stone.

Oil stone? That, my friend, is a chalk board eraser, in desperate need of being cleaned by slapping it against the wall...

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Firebird]

 

[steve white]

Oil stone.

Put your glasses on first....