on a lighter note...

[PARA45]

 

[PARA45]

Me at 4 years old

 

[PARA45]

 

[Newboomer]

Kind of like driving on very crooked road with nearly flat rear tires with 3 fat girls in the back seat. Really fat.

Think real deep slippery mud.

 

[steve white]

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And the answer is....

 

[steve white]

ATTENTION EVERYONE


I FOUND IT


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TBH, I didn't know she had lost it...

 

[Wheels]

 

[Tbitty]

And the answer is....

It was a statement, not a question.

Technically 4 statements in one run-on sentence, actually.

 

[Beretta391]

 

[Badjer]

It was a statement, not a question.

Technically 4 statements in one run-on sentence, actually.

Change the first two commas to periods, then re-read

 

[BourbonTrail]

Answer: What, occasionally, always, never.

I don’t like this riddle, but that’s riddles for you.

 

[0002S]

 

[0002S]

 

[PARA45]

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I dated two, and one of them my mom would tell me that she was going to kill me. She was 21 years old, and I was 33 years old at the time. I would laugh and say to my mom that it would be a great way to die. She would give me a serious look and say I'm not talking about that type of death. I refer to them as Psycho 1 and Psycho 2.

 

[0002S]

I dated two, and one of them my mom would tell me that she was going to kill me. She was 21 years old, and I was 33 years old at the time. I would laugh and say to my mom that it would be a great way to die. She would give me a serious look and say I'm not talking about that type of death. I refer to them as Psycho 1 and Psycho 2.

For everyone you skip, you are one behind and will never catch back up.

 

[jpr9954]

 

[jpr9954]

 

[PARA45]

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Oops!!!!

 

[jpr9954]

I dated two, and one of them my mom would tell me that she was going to kill me. She was 21 years old, and I was 33 years old at the time. I would laugh and say to my mom that it would be a great way to die. She would give me a serious look and say I'm not talking about that type of death. I refer to them as Psycho 1 and Psycho 2.

This reminds me of my late mother. She was in her early 80s and starting to show signs of dementia. When I told her that I was dating the woman who would eventually become my wife, she responded, "I don't know why you are dating her because she is trying to kill you!" What? "Yes, she is putting poison in your shoes."

It has become one of our favorite stories. When dealing with loved ones with dementia, if you can't laugh, you'll cry.

 

[JimP]

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You never know, it might be a plus for picking up women in single bars.