on a lighter note...

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Me at 4 years old :ROFLMAO:

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It was a statement, not a question.

Technically 4 statements in one run-on sentence, actually.
Change the first two commas to periods, then re-read
 

I dated two, and one of them my mom would tell me that she was going to kill me. She was 21 years old, and I was 33 years old at the time. I would laugh and say to my mom that it would be a great way to die. She would give me a serious look and say I'm not talking about that type of death. I refer to them as Psycho 1 and Psycho 2.
 
I dated two, and one of them my mom would tell me that she was going to kill me. She was 21 years old, and I was 33 years old at the time. I would laugh and say to my mom that it would be a great way to die. She would give me a serious look and say I'm not talking about that type of death. I refer to them as Psycho 1 and Psycho 2.

For everyone you skip, you are one behind and will never catch back up.
 
I dated two, and one of them my mom would tell me that she was going to kill me. She was 21 years old, and I was 33 years old at the time. I would laugh and say to my mom that it would be a great way to die. She would give me a serious look and say I'm not talking about that type of death. I refer to them as Psycho 1 and Psycho 2.
This reminds me of my late mother. She was in her early 80s and starting to show signs of dementia. When I told her that I was dating the woman who would eventually become my wife, she responded, "I don't know why you are dating her because she is trying to kill you!" What? "Yes, she is putting poison in your shoes."

It has become one of our favorite stories. When dealing with loved ones with dementia, if you can't laugh, you'll cry.
 

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