Ridge Runner
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- East Cape, South Africa, Zimbabwe
Not totally true.....just one sound that gets you out bed faster.....the pretty little gal in the shower that you had sex with the night before asking Do you want to join me?, can get a (an old) guy out of bed fast also.



And then there is the fastest sound of all:
for the about to be new daddy: the pregnant wife saying, Honey my water just broke.



for those others: free beer at (your favorite hangout) for the next hour only.
for all others: free ammo, shooters choice of caliber, all you can carry out, to the first customer only.