on a lighter note...

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5 Undeniable Facts of Life

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.

2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes

3. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is priceless.

4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Coors and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences but will grab whatever is available.

I haven't verified these on "Snopes," but they sound about right.
 
NEW SENIOR EXAM
I'm only sending this to the brightest of my older friends.

This test will keep that dreaded disease that affects your memory at bay!

New Senior's Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below
...


ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
November
5
) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name?
Albert
8 ) What color is a purple finch?
Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Orange (of course)

What do you mean, you failed?
Me, too!
 
The only one I new was #6, but the Canary Islands are in the Atlantic off the African coast. Interestingly the birds (canaries) were named after the island.
 
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I have the same problem every time I sit in a Barber Chair or Dentist chair.

Don't need to go to the moon to experience this and the Dentist will happily charge accordingly so why waste money on space travel.
 
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Lol why do you know that?!
Properly prepared, they are actually pretty good. Ex introduced me to a lot of "interesting" food, lol. She was a helluva cook and squeezed Lincoln pretty hard. Back in the day, that prevented my belly from meeting my backbone. In those days, chicken feet were only a dime. Pig ears were even less, lol. (yes, those are a real food)
 

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