Little one-off jokes

[tigris115]

This is the thread for jokes you felt couldn't sustain their own thread but were still worth sharing. Here's my contribution. This is for little jokes, knock-knock jokes, or even a Whose Line is it Anyway routine.

1. What did the businessman say when he saw a hunting package for lion? Might as well give it a shot.

2. When you shoot a giraffe do you have to yell TIMBER when he keels over?

 

[Nyati]

 

[bluey]

Timber was what went through my mind when my wife tipped one last week ,
Bloke they go down hard.....

 

[broncolcj]

If Michael Moore and Michael Bloomberg where both drowning in a pool, what kind of sandwich would you make for yourself?

 

[tigris115]

Ok, here's one inspired by Whose Line is it Anyway. Feel free to reply

What are things you can say about your firearm, but not your girlfriend?

 

[Nyati]

Ok, here's one inspired by Whose Line is it Anyway. Feel free to reply

What are things you can say about your firearm, but not your girlfriend?

-It´s big.

-It´s heavy.

 

[K-man]

My gun doesn't mind if I ignore it all weekend
my gun doesn't complain or go nuts if i get a new one
of course my gun doesn't keep me very warm at night, either

 

[bluey]

Ok, here's one inspired by Whose Line is it Anyway. Feel free to reply

What are things you can say about your firearm, but not your girlfriend?

Ive just sent her off to be re- bored

 

[broncolcj]

Ok, here's one inspired by Whose Line is it Anyway. Feel free to reply

What are things you can say about your firearm, but not your girlfriend?

Ok, here's one inspired by Whose Line is it Anyway. Feel free to reply

What are things you can say about your firearm, but not your girlfriend?

She's been well used. The guy I got her from got a lot of miles out of her.

 

[tigris115]

Sure, you can take her out for a spin

 

[bluey]

she needs to be muzzle braked .......

shes getting a bit old ,and becoming high maitanance

45 is getting a bit passed it , im getting a 22..........

 

[tigris115]

What do you call a PETA member with half a brain?

Gifted

 

[Velo Dog]

Q: - Why do the Vegenazis always target fur garments and never leather vests, when throwing red ink on people?

A: - Because wealthy women are not usually violent but motorcycle gang members would beat the green leafy shit out of them.

 

[Wahoo]

Q: - Why do the Vegenazis always target fur garments and never leather vests, when throwing red ink on people?

A: - Because wealthy women are not usually violent but motorcycle gang members would beat the green leafy shit out of them.

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