I need a name....

[Firebird]

Ephialtes. . .

 

[franzfmdavis]

When she lived with us, my 4-year-old son called her "the beastly baby". I took it as an homage to Edward Gorey!

 

[C.W. Richter]

Name it for ea bbl: Dick & Jane. (That way, when you take it out hunting, you can have Fun with Dick & Jane!)

Or... The most direct Swahili phrase for a fat woman is mwanamke mnene. Other common terms describing a heavy or chubby woman include mnene (fat/thick), mwanamke mwenye mwili (a woman with a body/full-figured), or sometimes tipwatipwa (chubby) <"Nen-naay!">

 

[Sh1kar]

I had a mate that called his 3" double 12 Mordred the Goose Slayer Always liked that name

It may be ultimately derived from Latin Moderātus, meaning "within bounds, observing moderation, moderate" with some influence from Latin mors, "death".

 

[tomahawker]

Susanoo

 

[Longwalker]

If you are planning to use her in Zimbabwe, a Shona name might fit ..
musikana akafuta ( fat girl! )
Fat girls are admired in many African cultures because they are strong!

 

[coreydb]

....Ethyl or maybe Maybelline

 

[AJ Peacock]

I'd call her 'Stacy'. Stacy was 4'11" and a REAL handful.

AJ

 

[CBH Australia]

She is exactly that! I tend to hunt hard and while I absolutely love case hardening and engraving and gold metal work, I love the rounded body and bolsters on this Big Momma.

“Big Momma” sounds fitting