I need a name....

[Firebird]

Ephialtes. . .

 

[franzfmdavis]

When she lived with us, my 4-year-old son called her "the beastly baby". I took it as an homage to Edward Gorey!

 

[C.W. Richter]

Name it for ea bbl: Dick & Jane. (That way, when you take it out hunting, you can have Fun with Dick & Jane!)

Or... The most direct Swahili phrase for a fat woman is mwanamke mnene. Other common terms describing a heavy or chubby woman include mnene (fat/thick), mwanamke mwenye mwili (a woman with a body/full-figured), or sometimes tipwatipwa (chubby) <"Nen-naay!">

 

[Sh1kar]

I had a mate that called his 3" double 12 Mordred the Goose Slayer Always liked that name

It may be ultimately derived from Latin Moderātus, meaning "within bounds, observing moderation, moderate" with some influence from Latin mors, "death".

 

[tomahawker]

Susanoo

 

[Longwalker]

If you are planning to use her in Zimbabwe, a Shona name might fit ..
musikana akafuta ( fat girl! )
Fat girls are admired in many African cultures because they are strong!

 

[coreydb]

....Ethyl or maybe Maybelline

 

[AJ Peacock]

I'd call her 'Stacy'. Stacy was 4'11" and a REAL handful.

AJ

 

[CBH Australia]

She is exactly that! I tend to hunt hard and while I absolutely love case hardening and engraving and gold metal work, I love the rounded body and bolsters on this Big Momma.

“Big Momma” sounds fitting

 

[RLP]

I'm not sure this is true... Besides, I don't believe in luck. Warships at sea are named well before they draw blood.

There are more warships at the bottom of the ocean then double barrels...there may be something to this!!! lol

 

[Pole Pole]

The first time at the range load and fire both barrels at the same time. Name her the first words that come out of your mouth afterwards!

 

[Miletic]

 

[coreydb]

Name her "Ethyl"......in the 50's that was the name for premium gas on the gas pumps .....because your rifle is premium!

 

[Pole Pole]

Ethyl is a name reserved for pump shotguns. My uncle owned a Humble gas station during the 50’s so you know appear to know the joke about “pumping ethyl”.