George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump knock on the door of heaven and enter.
God asks them beforehand and turns to Bush: what do you believe in?
"I believe in free trade and in my country."
Well, God says, come to my side.
He asks Obama: What do you believe in:" I believe in freedom, in world peace and in a general health insurance in the USA".
OK means God, come to my side.
And now to Trump: what do you believe in?
"I think you are sitting in my seat"