Why you should NEVER eat Lobster!

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  1. Royal27

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    I'm in for that!!!!

    Let me know what you come up with because I can't figure out why I'm fat either, or why I'm out shape, or where that depression in the couch comes from....
     
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    OK so, stone crab is an exception to the "none of these creatures lived through it" thing if you consider that evidently, only part of their physical being is eaten these days.
    In other words, now in these "modern times" Commercial Fishermen and Commercial Fisherwomen in places like Florida, pull off one claw of the stone crab and then toss said crab back into the sea, to grow another claw.
    Not sure why it's a "claw" and not a "pincher" but anyway, I wonder if Lobster Girl would approve of the above practice for cattle, sheep, poultry and game animals .... I'm just sayin'.
     

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    Snooki is more used to eating the Sausage
     
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    100% on the yellow finn , VD.
    when we land the odd its all we eat till we have our fill .....
    raw,or cooked , nothing compares to yellow finn ,mate
     

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    brutus don't be like that ,,,toot ,toot
    make that Cajun place the restaurant for 2017 dsc , and book me 3 seats ,maybe 4
     
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  6. Royal27

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    Can't argue that!!!!
     

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    Tuna, Dolphin(not the air breather) Sword,Snapper, Grouper,Cobia, most any Saltwater is good eats
     
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    So we get to meet you in person in 2017? We will definitely have to hit Pappadeaux's if so!
     

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    we will be there
     
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    Can't wait bluey!!!!

    Reminds me, I need to book flights for this year...
     
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    here you go royal this is a crayfish
    I klnew I had a photo on one of these computers somewhere
    this isn't a typical crayfish
    this is a green crayfish
    don't know why they are called green
    they are completely vegetarian just like spikeT,
    they cant be caught in convientional craypots or traps , usually caught by divers , or board trawlers :D:D, this is one of my deckies , and he that's his breakfast ...............
     
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    That tail I'd bet has some good meat in it!
     

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    Anything in the ocean starting with lobster, scallops, shrimp ,fried oysters...
     

  14. bluey

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    theres a lot of meat in the tail , on these green crays the meat runs a long way up into the carapice , as well
    a cray this size feds all three of the lads .........
    I much prefer weet bix for breakfast...............
     

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    Rob44,

    You have evolved properly.
    Many of the rest of us are resistant to evolution.
    Therefore, much of King Neptune's creatures in the raw, taste good to us.
    As does Bombay Sapphire gin and Fever Tree brand Tonic Water on the rocks, with fresh lime squeezed through a screen to catch the seeds.

    How savage!
    Velo Dog
     

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    Oye Bluey,

    Truly, great minds think alike my friend.
    Yellow fin is one of the Earth's finest delicacies for sure.
    Most folks don't realize that Anchorage is only five and a half hours from Hawaii.
    So, we get our share of fresh ahi (Hawaiian word for tuna).
    We receive big eye tuna as well from Hawaii but, I agree with you mate, yellow fin totally rules.
    There is none better.

    Cheers,
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    o_O now bluey you either dont feed your crew much or the dont eat a lot......as that is perfect size for one person grilled in garlic butter or thermidored or just grilled on the braai.........:E Drooling:;)...i do prefer proper lobsters as i love the claw/pincer meat as well :E Drooling:...:A Yeah:
     
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    Gotta say I agree with Spike.t, the claws is what makes it. The big northern atlantic lobsters out of Maine, Massachussetts, etc. have nice big claws. The first time I ate them fresh, I was amazed people even thought about lobster tail. One year I got a heck of a deal on some big ones (4lb a pop) when I was up north fishing for cod. The claws alone could feed a person.
     

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    If anyone finds themselves on the Hawaiian island of Kauai, the best yellow fin sushi I've ever had in a restaurant was here:

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kintaro-Japanese-Restaurant/121213821226356

    Best yellow fin sushi ever was on the boat somewhere off the coast of Mexico.
     
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    mike , you would eat a kilo of cray meat by your self ?
    hows your chelosterol level, bro ?
    none of our crays have pincer s we call them crabs ......:D
     

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