Terms I am tired of hearing

[johnnyblues]

Don't sweat it JB.

Done! Lol..

 

[ActionBob]

Nice Dagga Boy. Was he DRT?

Yea pretty much, after I Smoked him with that 505 Gibbs. Actually he wasn't technically a Dagga Boy.... he was in a herd. There were lots of bulls in their prime hanging out at the local watering holes who were younger, bigger.... and must have been gay

 

[slam8031]

And in the non hunting phrases...
“Woke”
“Microagressed”


Perhaps letting Mr Spots loose on the streets with a herd of Dugga Boys in hopes of smoking them with double pipes could reduce the “influencers” from using some of these terms...

 

[Firebird]

If you have actually hunted a leopard more than once or actually killed one, you can call them whatever you want-you darn sure earned that-it’s the rest of us that sound like wannabes when we use it

 

[Spooksar]

Not hunting related but gun related in Canada, people in gun selling ads using words like for sale one minty Winny shotgun. I just want to slap them along side the head.

 

[Firebird]

What if we put “be” in front of smoke or smote. I besmote my leopard. “This is my besmote leopard rug”. Beastmote? "I shall now eat my beastmote chicken sandwich"
I have had to google some of these micro winny terms

 

[dobber]

"catch anything"

 

[Hogpatrol]

"catch anything"

My dearly departed MIL used to ask me that after I told her I was deer hunting. My reply was "a couple small ones but I let them go".

 

[IdaRam]

"catch anything"

“Nah, trapping season doesn’t start ‘til November. I killed one with my rifle though!”

That one always grates on me as well.

 

[Bullthrower338]

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Now that’s a old dugga boy posing with an old dugga boy there!

 

[spike.t]

And in the non hunting phrases...
“Woke”
“Microagressed”

Translate please...micro ..what?

 

[Hogpatrol]

Tactical shit crawls all over me as well. Take a look at this nonsense. View attachment 303728It takes a special kind of dumb ass to fall for shit like this.

Hey, Those flies you're tying for the Amazon peacock bass trip, you know they're only going to catch fish if they're TACTICAL.

 

[Hogpatrol]

BALLISTIC! Good grief, that word is beat to death like tactical.
For your consideration: https://uspatriottactical.com/ballistic-eyewear-sunglass/

REMEMBER. If you ain't wearing your BALLISTIC EYEWEAR, you ain't gonna hit shit. That goes for you crossbow guys too.

 

[gizmo]

As someone mentioned before, anything having to do with a hunting show. Especially after doing a few of them. Like previously mentioned the plugs drive me crazy and you have to say that crap. “Well I woke up this morning and I put on my underroos bought at my local Cabela’s in Real Tree pattern xxxxx. Then I put on my matching Real Tree garb so it looks like Cabela’s vomited all over me. Look here’s all the tags still on everything. Then I took my trust old Remington 6.5 Creedmoore loaded only with Hornady bullet of the month. Got in my bad boy buggy from Joes trailer sales in Edmonton. Drove to my hunting spot where I climbed up in my x-brand tree stand. Ya know folks, if you’re looking for a tree stand the blah blah blah. We weren’t in the stand for 5 minutes when the deer they just let out of the trailer off camera walked by. I spotted him with my Burris x optics then ranged this toad at 32 yards with my Burris super 6 million range finder, you know this is the only Range finder on the market that blah, blah, blah, blah. Pulled up my Remington I got from Jim’s gunshop and if it wasn’t for this Burris scope I’d never been able to make this 32 yard rifle shot. Ya know if you don’t use Burris Optics than #%*+ you. They are the only company that uses all natural all organic free range glass in their optics. I pulled the trigger, which is a Timney, on the old Remington and that Z max Hornady ammo flat smoked this toad. BBD baby. “ Now 15 minutes of over zealous celebration, que 255 more sponsor plugs for every manner of equipment used or carried by celebrity host. Then maybe .00002 second of the name of the outfitter with absolutely no contact information so no one knows who the hell you are or how to find you.
Leave a huge mess, give you some old broke piece of crap completely useless piece of equipment as a “thank you” for a really expensive free hunt and off to screw over the next Outfitters

 

[gizmo]

Oh I forgot about the two hours of filling you full of complete BS about how after the show airs you only have to hunt for two more seasons then can retire in the Bahamas from all the business they’ll send you and how they are going to show up at trade shows to sign autographs and visit with potential clients while knowing fully well that they will never fulfill any of these promises.

 

[slam8031]

Translate please...micro ..what?

in the states the term "woke" is an expression that means essentially that a more progressive thinking person understands something that the common folk are missing.
Microagression is a term that describes the idea that everything that you say could be offensive even though you meant no offense by the statement.
An example would be Central Americans being offered by the concept of a Taco meal being promoted by a group that wasn't Spanish speaking, or someone being offended by a decoration made from a cotton plant because their ancestors had to pick cotton...in other words being offended by seemingly insignificant things.
And I am sure that I have micro aggressed someone by these definitions...

 

[Adrian]

As someone mentioned before, anything having to do with a hunting show. Especially after doing a few of them. Like previously mentioned the plugs drive me crazy and you have to say that crap. “Well I woke up this morning and I put on my underroos bought at my local Cabela’s in Real Tree pattern xxxxx. Then I put on my matching Real Tree garb so it looks like Cabela’s vomited all over me. Look here’s all the tags still on everything. Then I took my trust old Remington 6.5 Creedmoore loaded only with Hornady bullet of the month. Got in my bad boy buggy from Joes trailer sales in Edmonton. Drove to my hunting spot where I climbed up in my x-brand tree stand. Ya know folks, if you’re looking for a tree stand the blah blah blah. We weren’t in the stand for 5 minutes when the deer they just let out of the trailer off camera walked by. I spotted him with my Burris x optics then ranged this toad at 32 yards with my Burris super 6 million range finder, you know this is the only Range finder on the market that blah, blah, blah, blah. Pulled up my Remington I got from Jim’s gunshop and if it wasn’t for this Burris scope I’d never been able to make this 32 yard rifle shot. Ya know if you don’t use Burris Optics than #%*+ you. They are the only company that uses all natural all organic free range glass in their optics. I pulled the trigger, which is a Timney, on the old Remington and that Z max Hornady ammo flat smoked this toad. BBD baby. “ Now 15 minutes of over zealous celebration, que 255 more sponsor plugs for every manner of equipment used or carried by celebrity host. Then maybe .00002 second of the name of the outfitter with absolutely no contact information so no one knows who the hell you are or how to find you.
Leave a huge mess, give you some old broke piece of crap completely useless piece of equipment as a “thank you” for a really expensive free hunt and off to screw over the next Outfitters

Brilliant. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[justlexi]

"You need to wake up, you're late for work!"

 

[PeteG]

There is one term i will never get tired of hearing though

"Bob is dead"



Maybe he was smoked, or DRT, perhaps the CNS was disturbed.
Who cares!

 

[Mort Hill]

I used that one the night I got back home from Safari!

Look out Mama, Daddy coming home with a rusty load!