It took a triple dog dare ya to get him to touch his tongue on the flagpole in the move a Christmas story. You'll only shoot your eye out.Four Words: "Double Dog Dare Ya'".

They should post this at the entrance to Yellowstone and other buffalo parks.

And introduce a husband to cat food sandwiches.

Repo protection?

I remember buying Schmidt's for 99 cents a six-pack. God, I'm old!



I guess the question is: "Would you rather put your tongue on a toad, or a frozen flag pole?"It took a triple dog dare ya to get him to touch his tongue on the flagpole in the move a Christmas story. You'll only shoot your eye out.![]()