on a lighter note...

[BourbonTrail]

So he didn't impregnate any men? Sounds like a fake story.

It’s in Ghana, not San Francisco.

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Aren't those speed bump feelers? We used to put curb feelers on cars.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Inserting pre delivery lubricant?

 

[Sabattiboy]

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And if you order in the next 10 minutes we'll double your order; just pay the extra shipping.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Randall from Monsters Inc??

 

[Boyd Brooks]

Randall from Monsters Inc??

Close!

 

[SaintPanzer]

Close!

I'm going with the guy who described himself as "Supra-Genius"... He was ACME's best customer!

 

[jpr9954]

If you shot without hearing protection when you were younger, you will relate to this.

 

[BourbonTrail]

If you shot without hearing protection when you were younger, you will relate to this.

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Best is when the tech looks at you and says “you shoot right handed, don’t you?” and you haven’t ever even mentioned shooting anything.

 

[jpr9954]

I have even modified my fully semi-auto assault chair with a high capacity memory foam cushion.

 

[Wyatt Smith]

If you shot without hearing protection when you were younger, you will relate to this.

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I’d be in the Army currently if it wasn’t for that chair. The machine told me to stop pressing the button when there was no tone.

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Wheels]

 

[Sabattiboy]

If you shot without hearing protection when you were younger, you will relate to this.

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Sitting in the chair leaning forward a little head rotated with the beeping sound ear forward as if it will make the beeps louder.
In one sits inside that room with no other sound eventually their heart beat will sound like someone is walking by with loud foot steps.

 

[Firebird]

I have to sit in that room once a year-hearing is worse every year. The tech sometimes opens the door and tells me “it started a minute ago, is there a problem?”
-yeah dummy, I can’t hear a beeping thing!