on a lighter note...

[BourbonTrail]

For those who want to change up their Christmas music…

 

[Firebird]

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[spike.t]

I always enjoy this thread, good to have a bit of humor around!!!

Spend more time watching jaco...far more entertaining

 

[cpr0312]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[lwaters]

I had one come in the ER with a Black & Decker cordless drill in his rectum. We could actually make out the B&D logo in the x-ray.

Another guy came in with a light bulb in his rectum. It was some sort of fluorescent with little prongs on one end. I've never seen anything like that.

My wife worked at Ft Riley hospital and a guy came in to the ER with a jar of mustard stuck in his butt.They set him to a higher level facility.

 

[375er]

Found this in a group I’m part of, I have no other info about it.

When you want a classy sxs, but really need that speed reload too:

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That is a french made shotgun that I can't remember the name of at the moment. I always thought they were cool though.

 

[VertigoBE]

My wife worked at Ft Riley hospital and a guy came in to the ER with a jar of mustard stuck in his butt.They set him to a higher level facility.

I hope they included a bratwurst or two and a jar of pickles

 

[375er]

My wife worked at Ft Riley hospital and a guy came in to the ER with a jar of mustard stuck in his butt.They set him to a higher level facility.

Biggest I have ever seen was a full size can of hairspray. You could read Aquanet on the x-ray.

 

[Vashper]

My wife worked at Ft Riley hospital and a guy came in to the ER with a jar of mustard stuck in his butt.They set him to a higher level facility.

I wonder if this jar didn't come in or didn't come out? It is important.

 

[Vashper]

I always enjoy this thread, good to have a bit of humor around!!!

Yes, but there is enough humor around. Speaking quite seriously, after reading the news, it is not always possible to understand where it comes from - from a humorous website or from ordinary media.

 

[Major Bonkers]

My mustard comes in an earthenware pot 6" high and 4" wide.

Although it's not my thing, kudos to anyone who can fit that up their fundament.

 

[jeanes]

Yes, but there is enough humor around. Speaking quite seriously, after reading the news, it is not always possible to understand where it comes from - from a humorous website or from ordinary media.

Seems to me that much of the news comes from "The Twilight Zone".

 

[Boyd Brooks]

HERE’S HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS:

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.