on a lighter note...

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If you see this today, October 4th, it will make it much more enjoyable :A Thumbs Up:

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The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson



My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I’ve got a full time job,

To find the gosh darn thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!!
 
Ain't it funny how time slips away and things change.
 

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