on a lighter note...

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Intestines: Oh Yeah, I feel the need to let go of some really noxious air. Aaahhhh.....what a relief.

Silently everyone:
noses instantly notice the toxic odor.
Prayers are being said, for the elevator doors can't open fast enough.
Don't care if it is the wrong floor, I'm out of here.

The loud expelling of noxious gas draws immediate unwanted attention, the glares of a peaceful group, suddenly you feel sense an uneasy, the unrest, a linch mob is about to form, and you are the principal attraction.
 
Elevators smell differently to dwarfs.
 
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