on a lighter note...

[BRICKBURN]

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[Wheels]

Everyone can be an Icarus.

 

[BeeMaa]

Thanks for getting this song stuck in my head.

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Jfet]

That curve in the road is so tight you can feed the horse out of the back of the wagon.

 

[gillettehunter]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[jacques smith]

Tougher than a boot full of barbed wire
Hungry enough to eat the south end of a north bound skunk

 

[Mr. 16 gauge]

"So stupid he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel"!
el"!

 

[Rob404]

 

[Rob404]

 

[Rob404]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Wheels]

 

[R.M.C.]

Slicker than cum on a gold tooth.
Got that one from a guide in South Texas

 

[Chukar]

Just because I'm a day late and a dollar short:

Hotter than seven rats screwing in a wool sock.

 

[1dirthawker]

Tougher than a boot full of barbed wire
Hungry enough to eat the south end of a north bound skunk

these and about 50 others previous, hell, i use em all, STILL!!! YUP, I'm a redneck

 

[thriller]

It’s raining like a tall cow peeing on a flat rock.

all I know is when it rains it’s going to be mighty wet.

heedless and speedless into captivity.

These are all from my neck of the woods

 

[Boyd Brooks]