on a lighter note...

jacques smith

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Squeal like a pig caught under a gate
Hard as a hookers heart
Whine like a broke dick dog
Guess I had a bad up bringing
 

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Looks like a basket full of A holes with all the pretty ones picked out.
Looks like they got hit in the face with a fist full of chisels and they all stuck.
 

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Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down...

Hotter than a freshly f'd fox in a forest fire..
 

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Don't amount to a pisshole in the snow.
Skin a turd for a nickel and ruin a dime knife doing it.
Don't amount to a fart in a skillet.
Balliky bare ass.
Tinkerfrig.
F**&ed up to a fair thee well.
 

375 Ruger Fan

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Inappropriate Wedding Songs

 

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Went over like a fart in church
Hornier than a two pecker billy goat
Ran like a spotted ass ape
 

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Fk me there are some interesting ones ...and some more local I presume...and some bit more international...

And that's not an old saying g...just commenting on the excellent pc posts ... :A Thumbs Up: :D Beers:
 

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Wouldn't make a pimple on a good (pick a trade or profession)'s ass.
 

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All time favorite sayings, used quite often by me to the point of overuse:

How you hanging? Like a hair in a biscuit.

Hotter than a four balled Tomcat on a tin roof.

Slicker than snot on a door knob.

If it ain’t spiders, it’s piss ants.
 

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Happier than a sissy in Boystown

Dumb as Soup
 

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South end of a north bound horse (a reference to a particular governor from Louisiana I believe)
 
 

 

 

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Just came from a hunt and already longing for the bush
JPmbogo wrote on yhc's profile.
I have factory loaded Hornady 450 NE 3 1/4 DGS that I am selling for not much more than the brass itself at $75/box - see my listing for same.
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Get Crazy Larry yet? Wishing I had shot Alpine Ibex too!
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Hi the dude in the picture. It would be cool to know the area (genetics) of the stag you have in your profile picture. I am from New Zealand and shot a stag here that is almost identical, especially the throw backs. I can send you a photo to prove I'm genuine with my enquiry.
 
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